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skat-splatt

1. Explosive diarrhea that is excreted with fire-hose-like ferocity thus splattering the entire toilet pan. Usually an extremely discomforting experience producing loud sounds. Mostly accompanied by a nauseatingly stenchful odour on par with a Hump-back-dinga.

2. pan-splatter

(noun)
"That's the problem with a night on the booze followed by the kebab house... guaranteed skat-splatt the next day!"
by Bigtoke September 8, 2009
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skat film

A film of ponographic nature, that features the act of releasing, receiving, and/or pleasuring one's self with fecal matter.
I saw a skat film yesterday, and this chick took a dump on this guy's toes!
Also: n. a skat film, v. He skat on the kitten for no good reason
by BootsyBear December 9, 2008
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Skat singing

A style of jazz singing somewhat analogous to beatboxing where you reproduce the sounds of an instrument (often a trumpet, clarinet, or saxophone) with your voice.

(Supposedly skat singing was also used earlier, in rag time, but it became most well known through jazz.)

Well known skat singers include Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong, Cab Calloway, and Scatman John.
If you've seen the movie The Blues Brothers, the song "Minnie the Moocher" has skat singing.
by Greg Schwartz May 18, 2004
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Skat-Play

When a couple makes bowl movements on one another and then they play with it together.
Hey did you hear about Angela I hear she loves skat-play
by supreme benefactor June 19, 2016
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SKAT PORN

Media produced showing the act of sexual gratification involving fecal matter. Basically it is any form of porno that shows fecal matter being transfered from one partner to another in order to accomplish sexual relief/ gratification.
man I really wanked it hard to that skat porn.

that skat porn was super.

give me back my skat porn mag.
by mandudebro August 1, 2008
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Skat Palace

A House, Brothel, or Tent in which participants enjoy various methods of Skat, normally accompanied with Acid Jazz music in the background. Skat is high in Calories and quite frankily Disgusting.
Do A Shit. Eat A Shit. Enjoy Skat.
Dude1: " Dude Theres a Skat Palace "
Dude2: " Eat my Shit Dude "
by Scroobious Poop August 5, 2008
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skat lover

A person who gets sexual gratification from eating shit and/or rubbing shit on themselves and/or having someone shit on them.
by Tommy K. June 25, 2005
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