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dark siding

Being in the process of becoming a dark sider. An art only possible at a federal academy. Sleeping and or having a relationship with a female academy attendee is dark siding. The occurrence is due to someone no longer being able to go without getting any, often times it is safer to sleep with your own hand. Correction it is always safer to sleep with ones own hand.

Reference dark side definition #3 and #6
john doe has been dark siding for quite some time with jane deere

Why the hell would you be dark siding?

Masturbation is better then dark siding.
by kper June 7, 2007
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Simping

Verb version of “simp”
To be “in your feelings

Feeling emotional in a gloomy sense, usually about unrequited love.
Before becoming very common slang it was more often used to describe heterosexual men “simping” over a woman. More widely used now.
I’m kinda simping right now, maybe we can hang out tomorrow.

How do I stop simping?

I’ve been simping for weeks bruh, she said I look like Tupac.
by Gottaketchemall June 18, 2018
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Simine

Simine is the name of someone who is a once in a lifetime friendship. She is caring and loyal. She may be gullible and naive, but she has a sweet heart. If you meet a Simine never let go because she is very rare. She may be anxious when you meet her at first, but after a while she will treat you like shes known you forever.
Guy 1: whos that shy girl
Guy 2: oh thats Simine. She is so awesome
Guy 1: cant wait to meet her!
by Shifter73 May 20, 2020
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Simping hair

When person's hair makes them a simp magnet. As a trendsetter is considered Stray Kids' Hyunjin.
Simp: "OMG! Have you seen Hyunjin's blond hair? He's just so hot with them!"
Anti-simp police: "This right here is a classic case of simping hair."
by idedicatemyentirelifetoJesus August 30, 2021
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Simin

A poetic name that means someone who has fat ass and is very intelligent. Also someone who is the hottest human being on earth and everyone is jealous of.
- how is she like bro?
- she's a simin dude
by Doooookdeee November 22, 2021
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Shmingus

by Shminguy September 25, 2023
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Thirty Sixing

"Thirty sixing" or "thirty sixin' it" simply means a guy is getting a boner and jacking off-it is especially applied in awkward situations.
The other day when i was driving i saw a guy "Thirty Sixing" in his car.
by Exotic Balaklava July 18, 2010
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