shrooms

dick that just pongs of musty fungus

Person 1: washing hands is basic hygiene etikette
Streets: hell fucking no
Person 2: His hands smell like tuna water
He who belongs to the Streets: Well dicks don't smell like fish
Person 3: Pee is ammonical and emits a fishy stench half ass
He who belongs to the Streets: Oh
Woman 1: Tuna + Musty dick

He who belongs to the Streets: °• •°

(.i.e. puts his hand near his crotch and whiffs. circles are the eyes and the black dots are his nostrils)
Woman 2 to everyone: Can you see the green vapors evaporating from his pants ❗❓
Woman 3: STDs❗
Woman 4: Clearly no one blows him. He for the streets
He who belongs to the Streets: *Sobs at the street corner*
Person 4: Smelly shrooms

by TRAVIS GRAVIS CASH MONEY August 5, 2021

shrooms

top notch tree lover right there

jittle john: “ayo mom” mom: “yes dear?” jittle john: “imma go to sexy susan’s house an do shrooms and LSD with her.” mom: “okay dear be good, be on your best behavior.”

by b.r.o.o.k.l.y.n.n:) January 18, 2022

Shrooms Star Trip

A type of psychedelic trip where you engage in a simultaneous consumption of psilocybin and a (preferably legal) stimulant of your choosing that will give you a boost of focused energy and amp hype while the mushrooms give you joy, confidence, and euphoria.

Andy and Drew went on a shrooms star trip together. Andy had a prescription for ADHD medication and Drew had an 1/4 oz of special shrooms. They went to the park and had a shrooms star trip by hastily walking around the area and naming the taxonomy of all the horticulture whilst speaking calmly and assuredly to an inanimate object as if it were it's own kin. They also played Mario Kart and decided to call that trip combo the shrooms star trip because it reminds them of getting both the STAR and the MUSHROOM in Mario Kart, a legendary game.

by oldmangrimmacely November 27, 2023

Gooch Shrooms

A mushroom like fungus that grows on a mans gooch after he has put aside his hygiene for a period of time.

Mannn that bum over there smells like he's been growin a farm full of Gooch Shrooms.

by AM-Unit December 1, 2009

hydroponic shrooms

Psychedelic mushrooms, usually containing psilocybin. Most commonly encountered form is Psilocybe cubensis. Sold as "hydroponic shrooms" by unscrupulous dealers, not because they are grown hydroponically, because that's not even possible, but because ignorant weedtards will pay more money for them.

Mushroom grower: Want some shrooms?
Dealer: Are they hydroponic shrooms?
Mushroom grower: Of course not, it's not possible to grow mushrooms hydroponically. Which ignorant fucktards have you been speaking to?
Dealer: Sorry man, I'll take the shrooms, but people keep asking me if I can get "hydro shrooms". Are you sure there's no way of doing it?
Mushroom grower: It's just not possible, that's not how mushrooms grow, and even if it was possible, then the mushrooms wouldn't be any stronger. It's like asking for LP records in mp3 format.

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Later on in the day:

Dealer: Want some shrooms?
Weedtard: Dude, are they hydroponic shrooms?
Dealer: Yeah, that's why they're $60 per 1/8th.
Weedtard: Hit me with da bomb shit.

by random_shroom_pseudonym December 9, 2008

1/8 of shrooms

about 3.5 grams of magic mushrooms (shrooms) - gives you a good trip.

i bought 1/8 of shrooms from my friend for about $40.

by sp_pattymayonaise March 23, 2007

magic shrooms

A mushroom which contains the chemical Psyloscibin (Spelling) and will cause you to trip balls and see some sweet shit.

Dude pass over those magic shrooms, im a get tore-up!

by Jared Bishop June 16, 2004