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Fiona, I might steal your mans Shrek
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Person1 "Do you like the bee movie or shrek better?"

Person2 "the bee movie."

Person1 "leave me house
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A person with many layers like an onion or an ogre (hence the name Shrek). Their personality is convoluted, confusing and multi-faceted. To understand them, one would need to refer to a mental psychologist.

Shreks are funny and make good conversationalists. They appear to be overly confident (just a defense mechanism), believe that no one truly knows them (again, just a self-preservation technique), smoke too much Shisha, and make great reliable friends.

They are very creative but need to learn to admit when they lose arguments to others. They don't know how to give compliments and drive like a maniac but overall have a heart of gold!
Can you speak clearly and stop being such a Shrek? Just saying...
by youareaSHREK April 21, 2010
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he is rumored to have a 20 foot dick and his dick ogre cum tastes like onions, best kisser.
Shrek is a big fairytale
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alan: hey greg!

greg: shrek is love.
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is life. is love. if you don't want anal sex with Shrek you have problems. shrek is with ur mom. Shrek be dummy thicc daddy
I have an addiction to Shrek and I want him to climb up Thanos's butthole
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And then Lord Shrek said unto Jesus "come forth and recieve an eternal supply of onions".
by OnionFairy November 30, 2015
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