sexile

when one is exiled from their room, due to their roommate's sexual exploits

I was in sexile until three in the morning because Travis wouldn't hurry up and cum in that bitch.

by iamhandy October 29, 2009

Sexiled

The act of being kicked out of a hotel room, apartment, bedroom, dorm room or a bed so one of your friends can violate another person in said room.

I got sexiled from our room in Vegas so Ryan could bang an indian.

by RJL75 January 28, 2010

seile

The last name of a totally cool MLG family. Also the alternative word for being completely awesome. Only the best of people have the right to say this word. You will need to understand the true meaning of MLG to even think this word.

"I just seiled some scrub with a 360 noscope."
"Stop seiling me! It makes me sad when you rek me."

by WizenWheat June 4, 2016

Sexiled

When at your college dorm and you have no place to go due to your roommate sexual habits

Can i sleep on your futon dude, I'm sexiled. CHUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by Davidson intelligent ones October 31, 2004

Double Sexile

The act of being sexiled from the place where one was going to sleep after already being sexiled. It is rumored that this freak accident has only happened 13 times in history.

6PM
Alex: Hey Greg, can I stay in your room tonight? Mike is sexiling me because his girlfriend is in town for the weekend.
Greg: Yeah sure, just pull your mattress in there.

1AM:
Greg: Dude, ... I'm sorry, this girl is coming over. She really wants it bad.
Alex: Fuck ... Are you really going to Double Sexile Me?
Greg looks at new text and leaves the room.

3:45AM
Alex finally gets to go to sleep

by King of Wake October 11, 2009

Sexile

The act of your roommate telling you to get out so they can bang, or masturbate. Or both. Basically making you leave so they can be sexually pleased.

Jack: Hey man, I need to sexile you for a bit?
Stephen: Just don't poopsterbate in the sink.

by NastyDelicious May 26, 2014

sexile

when you really piss off your wife/girlfriend/girl you bang and they wont fuck yours brains out anymore. this only happens when you really mess up. but dont worry. they will be back if you gave it to em good.

husband comes home from work and forgets its his wifes birthday. he didnt get her shit and its midnight and shes waiting up on the couch and is furious. because you didnt even get her flowers? YOU DICK. anyways.... you dont get some poonana for a week because you are a retarded male and fucked up. sooo you just earned a week of sexile. CONGRATS!

by forrest forbes June 18, 2011