Girl:HELP LIFE ALERT!
Life Alert:What the fuck do you want u lil shit
Girl:CODY SIMPSON JUST POSTED A SELFIE I'M UNDER CARDIAC ARREST!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!
Life Alert:OMFG
Life Alert:What the fuck do you want u lil shit
Girl:CODY SIMPSON JUST POSTED A SELFIE I'M UNDER CARDIAC ARREST!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!
Life Alert:OMFG
by PomGetsLeWi-Fi September 25, 2013
When someone takes a picture of themselves looking ugly or funny and sends it to their friends to get them to laugh. People who do this are not trying to look good and usually don't. The typical selfie face involves a peace sign and duck lips.
by earnestl October 03, 2011
by Walmart Tech support July 03, 2018
Created by a drunk Australian back in 2013. Taking a picture of your face and putting it online, which wouldn't be such a great idea if you're ugly. If you're ugly, you'd get comments saying "Damn girl you're ugly" and that would hurt your feelings. If you take 10-20 selfies a day, you're probably a whore, and or don't have much of a life. Today, people have their own stick to take their so called "Selfies". better used as a sex toy. I love to photobomb selfies. Girls hate it when I do that. I nearly got killed with a selfie stick for photobombing, I'd just say it was worth it. Anyways, selfie is when you take a picture of you and your face. With usually a cool background, but nobody can see the background because it's all blurry because the camera can only focus on your face. Sometimes, people take selfies with people, which complete defeats the purpose of a selfie. It should be called a "groupie" which is even more gayer.
I'm having a seizure and I'm dying on the ground, but first, Let me take a selfie. -Takes photo- *Dies*
by That random guy thing July 09, 2015
Originally used to refer to a picture of yourself, taken by yourself.
'Selfie' now refers to a picture taken by anyone at all with literally any amount of people in it, provided you (the uploader) are in it as well.
'Selfie' now refers to a picture taken by anyone at all with literally any amount of people in it, provided you (the uploader) are in it as well.
You: "el oh el cute selfie of me and my entire graduation cohort"
"Getting real tired of your shit Samantha"
"Getting real tired of your shit Samantha"
by Ahhhh Brock September 12, 2014
Eating an entire dish or platter designed for sharing, such as nachos or wings, yourself in a social setting without sharing.
by Yorlik Van cock November 08, 2013
noun and verb: A photograph taken with a camera phone or to take a photograph with a camera phone. Just how the word 'literally' was literally misused so much that its meaning was officially changed to include the formerly incorrect definition, so the word selfie has a history of misuse so that it can now also refer to a photo taken with a camera. The person who took the photo can call it a selfie because they themselves took the photo.
by Jonas Falter October 06, 2013