Screwed the pooch

A way in which to describe a mistake or blunder.

"That computer's a lemon, I really screwed the pooch on that deal!"

by c. Wallace May 21, 2004

Screwed McFucked

A fun way to state that something or someone is severely screwed and/or fucked. Inspired by the name Scrooge McDuck from the 90s cartoon Duck Tales.

- "they only take cash"
- "all i have is plastic"
- "the atm is out of order"
- "shit, we are screwed mcfucked"

by jibo March 15, 2007

screwed the pooch and knocked it up

To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.

Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.

by ElOjo January 9, 2008

Screwed Blued and Tattooed

This phrase actually comes from the tanning industry. The order of operation was to kill the animal with a bolt gun (screwing it) then to blue the hide (blued) and then to tattoo a quality mark on the hide (tattoo).

If you are screwed, blued, and tattooed, it means that you're fucked.

Screwed Blued and Tattooed

by Newbie0 March 27, 2010

screwed up

Some one who is messed up or deformed.

Someone who is stupid or ugly.

Someone who is screwed or in a screwed up situation.

Someone who doesn't make sense

That dude over there is one screwed up ugly retard.

You are so screwed up.

by Jonathan Hoffman October 12, 2002

screwed in the ass

to be totally fucked over; to be completely shafted

I got an F on exam; I am not totally screwed in the ass.

by anonymous December 21, 2003

screwed up

music slowed to slowed tempo,creating a surreal sound a kind of dillusional state of mind. popular in the city of houston, tex aka screwston... made popular by the late great DJ SKREW..

all my music is screwed up...
you got the screwed up version of that slim thugga cd...

by C-MO July 28, 2005