Saftey Monitor

The person who is always bringing down the group. The person being the wet blanket of any given situation.

hey guys, we could get in real trouble if we get caught.... Dammit, Frank! Quit being such a saftey monitor!!

by sillyassmonkeybutt January 26, 2011

Safteysuit

Anothers post grunge poser group actve rock radio wants to force down peoples throats. Avoid at all costs. Think Hinder, yet more boring.

Dude 1: Hey Heard that new band on 93x last night that rocked the cage match.
Dude 2: Safteysuit? Hell no! They blow balls, they sound like Matchbox 20, just like everyone else?
Dude 1: No, I was talking about Airbourne, the band that kicked their ass by a landslide on last nights cagematch, for being a breath of fresh air.

by Patriotic Leftie January 28, 2008

Sawatzki

A sawatzki is something that one man does to another during sexaul intercourse, usaully consisting of a rimjaw and a swatty.

During sex he gave me a sawatzki

by Lanet October 3, 2006

saft

A swedish drink that is used att a "fika", this is a swedish afternoon break where <bullar> and saft is served.
Saft is bought in supermarkets and comes in various flavours like; fläder, svartvinbär, lingon, jordgubb.

1.Skulle jag kunna bajsa i din saft?
2.Haha, visste du inte att <farmor> alltid kissar i saften?

by david_of_sweden July 2, 2006

Sawty

1)A moment in time when a certain individual feels a good taste of irony.

2) It's a "You Mad?!" to those who expected more then they received.

*2 guys walking down the street*

Boy1: Yo dude a quarter!! *Bends over to Pick it up*

*Boy 1's pants rip*

Boy2: YOOOO THATS SAWTY!!

by Devante Le-Yeom August 21, 2011

Saft

To stalk; to shamelessly pursue another person through base and reckless means

Jason safted the beefy trainer at the gym by surreptitiously taking photographs of him as he changed in the locker room.

by poopooOU812 September 6, 2016

SAFTCP

Step away from the crack pipe; used when someone makes a ridiculous statement as if they are on crack.

"UCLA's football team is better than USC's team" - tommy

"SAFTCP" - mike

by USCTrojan4Life April 28, 2005