Salt My Dish, Bartender

Slang term coined by Ian Carter, meaning "Hey cunt, bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor, wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, cunt"

"Salt my dish, bartender"
"What?"
"Look on Urban Dictionary"

by shutupdumbass7 November 4, 2020

salter

salter is when you call the cops on all your opps

damnn thats a salter move whatta pussy

by bolton demon shit April 9, 2021

would you like some fries with that salt

An excellent comeback when someone is acting salty.

Person: You never do anything people ask you.

Me: Would you like some fries with that salt, sir?

by Skrattar du forlorar du May 23, 2018

salt bae

The movement of putting ejaculate on your hand, bending you elbow with you hand upwards and sprinkling it down your once innocent forearm.

Harrison salt bae'd on the train

by rulogedhst February 2, 2017

Summoning Salt

The best speedrunning Youtuber out there. A Youtuber that is both famous and unknown.

"Have you ever heard of Summoning Salt?"

by anonymous November 10, 2020

Saltley academy

Saltley academy is on belchers lane and all the girls here are deadddd but they think there all it all the boys there think there bad but when step a foot in alum rock start to put there phones in there boxers

Saltley academy sym free farman @brokeboy.8 freee farmannn free budahh

by Free farman September 28, 2021

Salting The Grundle

The act of pissing at the sky and trying to land it on the area between one's anus and genitals, commonly referred to as the grundle.

I would put on a pair of pants, but I just finished salting the grundle

by tromastuh February 7, 2019