saskatchewan chrome

another name for the wonder product, duct tape

Joe's boots had a hole in them so he patched them up with some saskatchewan chrome

by wetcoaster July 8, 2007

Saskatchewan Sprinkler

1: the act of using artificial or natural lubricant in between a females feet and placing an erected penis in between them, thrusting in and out. (otherwise known as the foot fuck but slightly differentiates) the modern day foot fuck lays at the females discretion. The Saskatchewan Sprinkler is the finishing of the foot fuck letting the semen spray in a sprinkler like motion. In order for it to be a true Saskatchewan Sprinkler the male has to make a sprinkler like sound while ejaculating on his female counterpart.
-can also be used in past tense. (Saskatchewan Sprinkler'ed)

ex.
chad: Bro i straight up Saskatchewan Sprinkler'ed my girlfriend last night. It was soo legit she asked if i was watering the lawn!

Brian: Bro you didn't!!!? cool.

chad: yess i did! and then she said: oooohh... your nailing by feet.......cool!

by Brochill7nattylightgamecube April 25, 2010

Saskatchewan Switchblade

(n) A beer bottle, broken in half over a bar and used to thrust shards of glass into another person.

a)Any other broken bottle (usually containing alcohol) used as a thrusting or slashing weapon.

Johnny smashed the bottle over the bar and broke it in half, he then stabbed Angus with his Saskatchewan Switchblade.

by Tyler Stef February 12, 2008

Saskatch

The most elusive of the Saskatchiformes. Last seen in forested areas of Connecticut, foraging for food amongst undergrowth and vegetation. Appreciates the love.

"Look, a wild Saskatch!"

*Creature in question ducks behind a tree.*

by SASKATCH October 21, 2010

Fort Saskatchewan

A city in Alberta with the population of 25,000 located not far from Edmonton. Half of which are skid teenagers smoking behind every local 711 and the other half being old white men who can be found throughout the day at any of the several Tim Horton’s or at the Mc.Donalds. You may notice while in Fort Saskatchewan many new buildings going up. Those will most likely be Liquor Stores, Medical Clinics, or a hair dresser. Fort Saskatchewan already has many of those things, but according to the mayor Gale Ketchur who wears nothing except red, we never have enough. Hockey is a big deal in the city of Fort Saskatchewan so if you happen to be there it’s expected you go see a game. Warning : any teenage girl going near Fort Saskatchewan, 90% of the boys your age there are fuckboys beware and stay safe.

“Want to go to breakfast at Tims in Fort Sask tomorrow”

“Nah it’ll be packed with old people just come to my place for breakfast”

“I went to Fort Saskatchewan for a hockey game and this cute boy gave me his number”
“Delete his number he’s a fuckboy if he’s from Fort Sask”

by rayne1974 February 21, 2018

Sasia

the most perfect person in the world and whoever thinks this person is a hoe deserves to get punched in the face...very very hard. whenever your with this person you just feel like your in the clouds having the time of you life. just the presence of this person makes every part of your body tingle of pure joy. sasia is absolutely amazing and way too lovable and pretty and too funny and just too. she makes your life just 10000 times better, no matter how bad it is she always finds a way to make you smile. if you know a sasia find her and never let her leave your life...ever. cause a sasia that makes you smile is the best thing that will ever happen to you and you'll just plain and simple fall in love with her and wanna spend the rest of your life with her. and a life with sasia would make you the happiest person in the world

guy1: that girl is so perfect
guy2: i know..her name must be sasia

by in_love_with_her July 12, 2009

Saskatchewan

A province in the country of Canada, known for the Roughriders, Corner Gas and Gordie Howe. Is often mixed up with the fake place combining Saskatoon and Saskatchewan, Saskatchetoon

Saskatchewan is wicked

by Fresh Pickle December 9, 2014