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When Pulse deploys his cardiac Sensor
Look He Deployed his Cardiac Sensor !
Cardiac Sensor Deployed
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Santorum

1: A foul-smelling, frothy mixture of fecal matter and semen that dribbles from a male partner's raw, tumescent anus after sodomy and dribbles down his testicles like so much chocolate syrup and mayonnaise.

2: Biting, pejorative term used to describe a plutocratic, homophobic theocrat; a component of the radical right who embraces tax cuts for the rich, social spending cuts for the poor, anti-gay legislation in every concievable form and adherence to the strictest tenets of the Christian right.

3. Last name of U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania who former Nebraska Senator Bob Kerry likened to the innermost part of the posterior and who President shit-for-brains referred to as "inclusive."
Upon entering the darkened room, I noticed Reverend Falwell's eyes rolling wildly in his head, his gentle whimpers undulating in response to the savage pounding his prostate was undergoing. Then, all at once, he let out a long, melodic sigh and began to gently cry. It was all he could do after taking it in the ass by Rick Santorum.
by Rollo & Biff October 26, 2006
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sanskrit

The mother of all present-day european languages. Originated in India.

Indo-European Language Subfamilies:

* Indo-Iranian (Sanskrit, Hindi, Bengali, Persian)
* Hellenic (Greek)
* Armenian (Western Armenian, Eastern Armenian)
* Balto-Slavic (Russian, Polish, Czech, Lithuanian)
* Albanian (Gheg, Tosk)
* Celtic (Irish Gaelic, Welsh)
* Italic (Latin, Spanish, Italian, French)
* Germanic (German, English, Danish, Dutch, Swedish, Norwegian)
* Anatolian (extinct) (Hittite)
* Tocharian (extinct) (Tocharian A, Tocharian B)

Language Similarities:

* Indo-European voiceless stops (p, t, k) became Germanic voiceless fricatives (f, th, h):

o Indo-European pœter, Germanic (English) father (contrast with non-Germanic: Latin pater)

o Indo-European treyes, Germanic (English) three (contrast with non-Germanic: Latin tres)

o Indo-European kerd, Germanic (English) heart, (compare with non-Germanic: Latin cord)

* Indo-European voiced stops (b, d, g) became Germanic voiceless stops (p, t, k):

o Indo-European abel, Germanic (English) apple (contrast with non-Germanic: Russian jabloko)

o Indo-European dent, Germanic (English) tooth (contrast with non-Germanic: Latin dentis)

o Indo-European grœno, Germanic (English) corn (contrast with non-Germanic: Latin granum)

* voiced aspirated stops(bh, dh, gh) to voiced stops (b, d, g):

o Indo-European bhrater, Germanic (English) brother (contrast with non-Germanic: Latin frater)
Maater in Sanskrit = Mutter in German = Mother in English.

Pitar in Sanskrit = Vater in German = Father in English.
by Jai Shri Ram April 26, 2005
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Santorum surge

The sudden expulsion of santorum from the anus.
Oh my god when he farted there was this huge santorum surge.
by jjhf0 January 6, 2012
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Sasori

A member of the Akatsuki and he's pretty damn sexy if you ask me! He hangs out in ugly puppets but when he climbs out its like "DAMN! WHOSE THAT SEXY BITCH?!?!"

But Sasori is no ones bitch. If you ever make him even 1 minute late don't even bother showing up he'll probably kill you. He's not that scary until you get on his bad side then your like "Oh shit!!"

I hate to say it though Sasori is just Eye Candy. Mainly because he's a puppet (Does he even have a dick???). The other thing is because he has a nasty temper and one wrong move gets you dying in agony for three days. Besides he's not really interested in relationships anyways.

One thing I find particularly interesting about him is that he claims that he has no emotion. But to be an artist and to create art you have to have emotions. Logical people don't get it.

So he does have a heart fangirls!

One thing I should make very clear though is that there is NOTHING between Sasori and Deidara. They respect each other as artists and not much else. They're partners, NOT lovers.

Over all impression would be a hot guy with a closed heart. Is a bit selfish and unpredictable. Will argue with you until he gets his way. Sasori always gets his way, so don't bother. But he does have feelings, and you have to earn his respect. Sasori is a bit judging and if you act stupid he's going to treat you as if your stupid.
by FriendFox September 5, 2011
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Santorum

That frothy mixture of lube & fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex
Abby said that after she & John had anal sex, she had to wash the santorum off right away.
by Savage Love October 3, 2009
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rick santorum

1. Santorum refers to the frothy mixture of lube, ejaculate, and the contents of a person's rectum, which is a byproduct of anal sex. To rick santorum means to lick and slurp said santorum directly from someone's ass.

2. Rick Santorum may also refer to a homophobic douchebag running for president under the guise of "family values."
1. "I'll let you fuck me up the ass, but only if you rick the santorum afterwards."

2. "I just googled politician Rick Santorum and I got a bunch of results about anal sex."
by kickflipthecat August 21, 2011
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