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Ashley Nicole Russo

Perfection, everything every man dreams of having. The absolute most goregous,beautiful girl to ever walk the face of this universe. Model status. Cheerleading beauty,she has every girls dream body. You'd think shes plastic. Real life Barbie? Possibly. Doesn't start drama with anyone unless they ask for it. Sweetest little girl you'll ever meet. Smart,but has a bubbly attitude. Most cheerful,helpful person I've ever witnessed. Body so tight for her age,waist so little but ass so big,perkiest titties ever. Gorgoues real long hair. Biggest puppy dog eyes ever. Skin flawless. If ever your reading this & catch this girl,don't let her go. Beautiful imagination,perfect friend. Will willingly sacrifice her own happiness for those she loves. Cutest little giggle. If she promises you the world,you'll get it. From Toms River East where she was adored, unlike any other girl you'll ever find,& I promise you that,the perfect little angel herself Ashley. My God,bless the man who has her. Luckiest SOB alive.
Ashley Nicole Russo is honestly a living,breathing Barbie Doll, what I would do to have her.
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Russophilia

A sexual disorder (also known as nationalist cuck syndrome) typically characterized by an obsession with russian dictators and a desire to suck their dicks or otherwise bottoming for them often for the purpose of "triggering" any real or perceived liberals.

Characterized by

Constant checks to Reddit, Twitter, and possibly 4chan
Bloodshot eyes from long nights of arguing with people they believe to be "libs" over the internet
Overuse of slang such as cuck, soy, lib, beta etc.
Loneliness as family and friends alike distance themselves from all the above behavior
Fantasies surrounding russian dictators degrading the subject sexually or some other form of submission
Constant internet posts surrounding the Ukraine-Russia war and how hard the Russians are winning despite available evidence
Dave: "Yo did notice Bryan has a russian flag in his Twitter handle?"
Aaron: "Yea he's been getting super weird and posting constantly about Russia, I think he might have russophilia..."
Dave: "Maybe we should get him to a psychiatrist"
Bryan: mmmmmmmm putins dick...
by Bones-Destroyer 666 June 13, 2022
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nick russo

Damn Nick Russo! you're such a beast bro!!!
by NickNohnson October 22, 2015
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rustom

An awesome, articulate and savvy guy who tends to make girls melt on sight.
Hugh Jackman looked like a rustom at the Oscars last night.
by ban69 February 4, 2010
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Ruskii

A gangster or mobster of or close to russian decent. It is encouraged that one doesn't mess with a Ruskii upon getting thier ass kicked. This term started in schools by students on the eastern united states and symbolizes fear in students not of or close to russian decent. Ruskiis are unafraid and not to be fooled aroud with. Beware Pesdas!
"I didn't know Daniel was a Ruskii...
shit...
when is this bruise gonna go away?"
by Braniak September 15, 2006
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Rusk

synonymous with perfection, or very high attention to detail.
You completely rusked that report!

Your presentation was rusk!
by bigwilly319 January 1, 2009
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James Raskopf

The best man in the whole wide world. I love him. He is so witty, sweet, nice, funny, and soothing. I love you James Raskopf. I love you forever. <@> ^_^
Looking around, sighing, I wish that James Raskopf was here, so I can be complete.
by Laura January 21, 2005
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