rubber your ducky

>-no glove no love
>-don't be silly wrap you willy
>-don't be a fool wrap your tool
>-don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
>-dont be a wenis protect you penis
>-dont share your sperm over your worm
>-before you spank her cover your wanker
>-If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
>-if your gunna banger cover your wanger
>- There only a buck get one before you fuck

or pretty much to wear a condom.

dont forget to "rubber your ducky" tomorrow night.

by doyouwanna April 25, 2006

rubber

1. (Am. English) a condom

2. (Brit. English) an eraser

1. How did I run out of rubbers so fast?

2. Any of you blokes got a rubber? This number 3 pencil is too dark.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

rubber necking

The act of looking at something as you drive by. People do it when they come past an accident. Also tourists do it when they are observing the scenery when they are driving. It quite often causes traffic to slow down because the person looking generally slows down a bit to look out their window or windshield.

"That tourist in front of us is just rubber necking and causing this traffic jam."

"If that guy hadn't been rubber necking I wouldn't have been late for work."

by IceWarm January 8, 2006

Rubberbandits

an incredibly talented comedic rap/r+b/soul/funk duo from limerick city, ireland. their good-hearted perspective, and exaggerated/surrealistic, portrayals cut deeply to the heart of reality...and their music is fucking amazing.

rubberbandits song "horse outside": "fuck your subaru, i have a horse outside!" *dudes with plastic bags over their heads dancing their asses off*

by dfunkt December 16, 2010

rubber match

The final, and deciding game between two tied teams/opponents.

After both Frank and John won a game, they will play a rubber match to see who is the ultimate winner.

by Vertigo84 July 29, 2008

rubber band

1. An elastic loop of rubber that can be used for various things.
2. (Slang) A reference to a rubber band holding together a large amount of dollar bills.

1. Can you tie that bag with a rubber band?
2. Jay- "Those rims must of cost a lotta money."
Sean- "Yeah, for real. I had to pop a couple of rubber bands on them"

by Drepresent July 18, 2006

rubber worthy

The determination of the fuck-worthiness of a female.(ie-whether they're worth wasting a rubber on). Analagous to Seinfeld's Elaine inspired "sponge worthy".

That girl looks pretty hot but I'm just not certain she's rubber worthy.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011