Rupert

Critter Hunter.
Often finds Dean in the crawl with a lady Coon.
Holds regular critter hunts down in Seymour Indiana.
Has a secret diaper fettish.
When things are getting dull he covers himself in bacon grease and does the Jamaican nut slap to get a rise out of people.
Dresses like a lady and stares at himself in the mirror when no one’s home.
Likes to write music.

Enjoys a good mystery novel.

that Naked fella over there with a possum in a crate sure is a Rupert!

by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022

Buffalo Rupert

Posh hippie, slumming it at the expense of rich parents. Often has dreadlocks. White. Upper class.

How was Glastonbury?
Great, apart from the campsite - we were right next to some Buffalo Ruperts.

by nanomonkey June 6, 2011

Rupertology

Rupertology is a religion with a very small following in florida. Rupertologists worship a saxophone player who is amazingly good. The following is relatively unpopular and has just three or four members. Rupertology folk lore states that one the twelfth of november, a small tiger must be savagly gutted while alive. Then the tiger must be devoured raw. This custom ensures that saxophone will continue to be a highly regarded instrument in jazz music.

chris: "yo dawg, alex is the pope of rupertology!"
jesse: "I know, now BOW DOWN TO US!"

by kinberg January 4, 2008

wooly rupert

When an Englishman or Welshman presses his pubic beard into the face of his partner.

"Nigel dropped his trowsers and gave Deirdre a wooly Rupert."

by OxfordDic December 6, 2013

Raperd

Noun, A person who has commited rape in the past.

God hes such a rapist!! ...NO!! Hes not a rapist anymore!! ...HES A RAPERD!!

by RisforRndm August 6, 2009

Rupertocracy

The political system in which Rupert Murdoch rules.

The Anglophone sphere is becoming a global Rupertocracy.

by derpus maximus June 12, 2013

Rambunxious Rupert

this is a sexual maneuver that is only able to be done in a threesome. The act occurs when the first party gives the second party of the threesome anal and proceeds to ejaculate in their ass. The second party then walks over to the third party and proceeds to fart in their face thus spraying them in the face with a shower of semen and shit crystals

Yo bro last night I hooked up with 2 chicks at once and me and the brunette gave the blonde a Rambunxious Rupert

by J-Rad Wisnizzle June 23, 2009