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Rupert's Paradox

You find yourself in a situation in which you must have sexual intercourse with two females separately. The catch is that their collective age must equal 20 years. Thus, if one was 12 years old, the other must be 8 years old. If one was 19 years old, the other must be 1 year old, and so on. What do you do?
Rupert's Paradox has baffled the minds of scholars for years.

"I look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by how they respond to Rupert's Paradox."
-MLK
by Napkin Gladwell September 8, 2011
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ruppenicker

killin machine. Tall bearded male planting his seed to all the women across the southeast. Yeah come on.
Wow is that a Ruppenicker over there!? No there extremely rare to see in public and are way to cool for our eyes to see.
by steve da heve December 14, 2010
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rupert grint

The hottest hottie in the world of hotties!!!!!
person1: guess what!?
person2: What?!?
person1: Rupert Grint is a hottie
person2: AHH! I know!!! Hes soooo hott!
person1: Lets go find him and bring him to your basement
person2: OHH! yea so we can rape him!
persin1: Potato's are yummy!

------------OR------------

person1: Rupert Grint is a hottie!
person2: Yea, he is.....!
person1: Are you thinking what Im thinking?
person2: BASEMENT RAPE!!!!!
by Wickedly Awesome!!! September 24, 2006
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Rupert delay

When a person takes an abnormally large amount of time to figure out a joke . Usually due to the person being stoned or stupid or in rare cases both.
Your Rupert delay is massive when your drunk.
by Sniippered March 5, 2022
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Rupert Graves

Actor, born 30 June 1963 in Weston-super-Mare, England. Best known for playing Detective Inspector Lestrade in the BBC series Sherlock. Rupert Graves is good at football and has five children.
A: Tell us about Rupert Graves.
B: Rupert Graves is good at football and has five children.
by Tobias Gregson June 29, 2011
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Rupert

British Army slang for an Officer, but particularly an Officer that is upper-middle class or above, and has a total lack of skill or common-sense.
What!?! Leiutenent Grundy got his platoon lost again!?! Typical bloody Rupert...
by Savage Henry June 10, 2005
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Rupert Grint

The most awesome redhead who ever walked the face of the earth!

He was a regular kid who dreamed of being 'Ron Weasley' of the 'Harry Potter' movies -- and he made that dream come true! Which makes him an inspiration to a lot of young people worldwide, sending out a message that you too can do anything you want as long as you set your mind to it.
Without any professional acting experience, Rupert Grint decided to take a chance.
by Jesi July 10, 2005
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