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Runk

Runk menas masturebate in swedish
Oh shit i am so horny i got to go runk
by Timmyälskarmilfs May 23, 2020
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runked

runked means very messed up or, funny and disordered.
"the face expression you made was runked." " the package was runked when it got to my house."
by very useless words December 20, 2022
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Runk

When you drunk af and have reached the point where you can't spell words correctly anymore
Ash: Man, I think I'm runk guys
Everyone: 'runk' lmao time to make that an actual slang term
by *~<3Taehyungie <3~* August 5, 2020
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Runk

Its getting crunk but without the weed part, So technically just getting drunk while your around people who are stoned.
Man Im so Crunked right now,thats cool im just runk.
by lilslinky April 19, 2006
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runke noen

Å runke noen er heftig og kult
by Abra knull November 27, 2017
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Runk

To violently expel a putrid, stinking combination digestive acid and garbage from one’s stomach. Usually in a non discreet and embarrasing manner (ex. Not getting it in a trash can, vomiting it on someone)
Holy fuck I was in Chem class today and this bitch just got out of her seat and runked all over the floor. We had to evacuate the class!”. “Man bro Emelia sucked on this guy’s dick and gagged on it to the point where this bitch runked all over his meat.”
by GardenShed November 17, 2018
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Turt Runk

A stupid dumb induvial who shits in bird carcasses and eats them, then once the shit bird is digested is then shat into a small, dead, pregnant child. You then slowly stick cactus needles into your dick and once the blood drips onto your balls you shoot reds down the body's shit filled throat until the shit is in their stomach. Once the shit is in the body's stomach you impregnant the dead fetus inside the corpse. During this process shit will come out of the corpse's many holes and all over your body until you bust. If done successfully the body will blow up into a bloody, shit filled cum mess. The dead fetus will survive this process and can be used as a condom for future use.
by John Crump July 13, 2025
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