rubbin' the mic

The process by where just after making shower babies, grab your semi-erect tool like a mic and vigorously rub the head with your free soapy hand until the point you get real weak behind the knees and begin to piss uncontrollably.

Today is my birthday so I treated myself by rubbin' the mic.

by trobian February 8, 2009

Rubbin' the nubbin

Female masturbation

The romance novel got her so steamed up she was soon rubbin' the nubbin for relief.

by Nom De Whom August 19, 2013

rubbing job

when you are rubbing a girls pussy then you rub it on your dick

I was giving her rubbing job in my car

by ppppppppppppppppppppplahscacca May 10, 2016

Rubin's Sign

The brown stain left on underwear from improper wiping after a bowel movement.

She knew the one night stand would not be repeated when she woke up in the morning and saw Rubin's Sign in his boxers.

by Flatbrookdad February 1, 2017

rubbing clams

The act of vigorously smashing ones vagina into another's for pleasure.

I caught my sister rubbing clams with our cousin. Not sure how I feel about it.

by Mschmidthead June 5, 2017

Rubbing Alcohol

A last resort

We ran out of vodka, so we had to use the last resort, so we went to the medicine cabinet and got out the Rubbing Alcohol

by TheeScribe April 30, 2020

sock rubbing

To masturbate with a sock.

"John never has matching socks because one is always used in the process of sock rubbing."

by Kizzygoth October 3, 2007