Selfie roadhead

Jerking off while driving

Man I was so bored on my drive that I gave myself some selfie roadhead.

by Molotov13 August 3, 2016

Texas roadhead

The act of a male or female performing fellatio while driving on a male after consuming some spicy Tex-mex thus resulting in a burning sensation.

On the ride home from a dinner at the local mexican joint. Karen gave mark a little Texas roadhead, only to feel a blistering sensation.

by Banger_BarelyKnowHer January 1, 2018

well-rounded

A polite way to call someone an obese tub of lard.

My friend Ariyan is such a well-rounded guy!

by majorbasicprotein October 17, 2023

Dragging the Rounded Corner

The act of preforming a task which seems simple but is otherwise impossible given the circumstances.

"I told him to not shovel during a snowstorm, but he's out there dragging the rounded corner."

by 2fit February 7, 2026