roffle mayo

originated from ROFLMAO. geek acronym for "rolling on floor laughing my ass off".

Did you see that guy get his cock stuck in the vacuum cleaner? Roffle fucking mayo!

by touchy g October 3, 2003

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roof shooter

A person who loses it, finds a roof and starts shooting people.

"Keep your eye on Martin, that guy is a potential roof shooter".

by Laurie Nicholson May 30, 2006

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Rofof • roffle • roof • RoFo • roff • roof top • roboflipping • Roffe • Roffel • rofflemayo

The term used when rofl just doesn't quite cut it. Usually used if something really funny happens and you just can't stop laughing. Roflofagus doesn't actually stand for anything, it is just an extended rofl.

Roflofagus that's so funny!
or
ROFLOFAGUS your death was so funny I'm not going to stop laughing for weeks!

by willisc89 November 23, 2006

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Roffee

50/50 mixture of redbull and black coffee. Discovered in early 21st century by a mad scientist.

Hey Lucy, I can barely keep my eyes open and I need to finish this nuclear fission equation before I crash...

No problem boo boo, I just brewed some roffee so I could pester anyone that will let me without napping

by DJ Theory September 25, 2009

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Roof Culture

Training parkour for years and years and then then testing your abilities in a life or death situation. Meaning testing of what you’re capable of at greater heights.

Bro 1 - “hey Bro I really feel like I want to push myself to the limit with my parkour training and I’ve been training for 7 years”

Bro 2 - “yeah I think so. You ready for some roof culture then?”

Bro 1 - “let’s gooooo”

by Big Black Pegasus June 5, 2018

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moon roof caviar

The act of opening your sunroof at night so your female partner can stand up through it while you perform cunninglingus on her.

I enjoyed some serious Moon roof caviar last night at the beach.

by BobNoxious1987 June 4, 2018

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scrape the roof

To have sexual intercourse.

Paul: Hey Peter what did you do over the weekend?
Peter: Aw man this girl shanaynay hellah wanted to scrape the roof with me, but i didnt.
Paul: Why?
Peter: That girl is a BEAST.
Paul: Peter yousa sukka.

by It'sAshleySukkas September 16, 2007

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