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Rock Star parking

(Aviation variant) - Parking spot right outside flight ops. Easy to get to, no effort required. Better than what some unfortunate bastards have to shlep to.
Frank: "Hey, we'll commo check in an hour. Where you parked at?"
Neil: "Ha-HA! I'm flyin' 491 today - rock star parking! Where you at?"
Frank: "Fucking 451. I gotta hump my flight gear all the way down the goddamn flight line."
Neil: "Dude, that sucks...sucks to be you, that is."
by West Neil September 21, 2008
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Rock Star park

Parking in front of a building not in a parking spot, and blocking traffic. This does not mean finding a spot that is close, it means blocking traffic in front of a building. Only rock stars get that special treatment. Throwing something at this car is permitted as they aren't special.
Marcus didn't want to park in the parking lot so he decided to Rock star park right in front of the store and block traffic.
by Jeff PS November 16, 2006
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rock star parking

A style of parking in which you drive circles around the mall lot for two hours in your 4 MPG SUV looking for a space that partially covers both the handicap spot and the fire lane so as to allow yourself to walk less than one and a half feet to get your fat ass into the front door.
Dude, I got like crazy Rock Star Parking at the Gap today; it was so pimp that there was like thirteen teenie boppers hoarding my car when I got out because they thought I was like a professional celebrity!
by DMastro April 21, 2008
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Rock Star Limo Rides

The service whereby an upscale prostitute is treated to a big dinner full of seafood at a fine dining experience, then back to the presidential suite of the John hotel room and given cocaine to snort by her John. She's then given something else to ingest that will cause Diarhea, and rides the John bareback while shes trying to explode in reverse cow girl position.
Terrell "Man that girl is sic!"
Dante "Ya, how?"
Terrell "She be into some crazy fetishes"
Dante "Like what?"
Terrell "She do Rock Star Limo Rides, yo!"
Dante "Damn! Thats a highpriced ho!"
Terrell "Word!"
by Bentley Lewis August 29, 2006
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rock star parking

Parking inconsiderately or illegally so as to maximize one's own safety, comfort, and convenience. When parallel parking, placing one's vehicle in the center of an open space at least two vehicles long, so as to maximize the spaces between the other vehicles and one's own.
"Nice rock star parking. I could have parked on this block if you'd parked like a human, but instead I ended up two blocks down."
by Oak_23 May 18, 2006
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Rock Star parking

also known as 'doris day parking', after the actress who would idle in parking lots waiting for the perfect space
by stendhalismo September 2, 2005
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get your rock star on

To cop an attitude that is one part cool, and one part "too cool for you". May refer to attitude, style of dress, or dance moves. Complimentary.
Get your rock star on with those sunglasses, dude.
by groupee May 22, 2006
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