road rules

The agreed upon driving rules of the highway. Not applicable in Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Turkey, Florida and Los Angeles.

That piece of shit just carved me up like he's never heard of road rules!

by Orange Guber July 25, 2003

Anything that requires you to stop concentrating on your driving long enough for you to be cought by a speeding camera.

"Keep left? Okaay... Gee I better just overtake this guy in order to keep left... WHAT THE ****! NOO!!"

by Andy July 20, 2003

a show that makes your heart heavy and your prostate weak

when i watch road rules my bowels well up and i rech all over my cat

by Hobo joe August 2, 2003

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

a show on mtv where people travel around the world in a RV completeing challeges in order to win prizes and money. (Reality tv show)

by blondie July 12, 2003

MTV's Real World on wheels. Basically as boring as any other road-trip-based reality TV show that doesn't involve high-speed police chases.

MTV also devotes at least 8 hours a day to Road Rules reruns/marathons.

by AYB July 12, 2003

Road Rules suks, and so does MTV in general.

by Bill July 29, 2003