ridonkeydickulous

When something is really, really ridiculous.

Can be stressed on the "donkey" or on the "dick" depending on the context of the conversation:

Chump 1: That's ridiculous.
Chump 2: No, that's riDONKEYdickulous.

Chump 1: This is so freakin' ridonkulous!
Chump 2: No, it's ridonkeyDICKulous!

by elevenxover December 19, 2008

Ripon, CA

welcome to ripon. population: nobody and everybody. here, you walk everywhere and the "it" place is pizza pluss. you can not say a word and everyone would still know your whole life. your a guy? either your a jock, a partier, a combination of the two, or just not important. Orr a cop, and therefore, still not important. your a girl? your most likely stuck up, non caring, and bitchy, but deep down you really do have your problems. your gonna be the sporty one, the pretty one, the smart one, the chill one, the sluty one, and the one who was hella drunk at that orchard party last weeknd all at some point. choose friends wiseely, nuff said. heres the deal, if you dont like your bf/gfs exes, you hate half the town. youve tried weed at least once, and maybe popped a pill or two. your weekends may start on "thirsty thursday" and consist of beer pong and garage parties. you stress over the high standards of your highschool and have talked to multiple police. its all about the clothes, and the music, your dictionary and "hobbies," and social standing. sports and photography may define you. see, at the end of the day, were all pretty damn similar, and most of all, we all just wanna leave.

Ripon, CA is a small town.

by klovie December 3, 2011

Ridonkadonk

Something even more ridiculous than ridonkulous.

The fact that he owes 50,000 in student loans? That's ridiculous. The fact that he dropped out after one semester? That's ridonkulous. The fact that said 50,000 was spent entirely on Cheez-Its? That's ridonkadonk.

by scrauder December 28, 2005

Ripon

place i used to live
it is really small and has a hella good skate park there...its known everywhere...and i was there when it was being built..
other then that its not that fun

but go say "hi to ashley at taco bell and Jack in The box....

haha fun times

hey lets go skate at the ripon skate park

ok lets go!

by hahaha Funny Stuff October 20, 2008

ridonkulous

A ridiculous way of saying 'ridiculous' to show how ridiculous a situation is.

Having a graded 100 point quiz on the first day of class is ridonkulous!

by siphuchien January 25, 2010

ridonkulus

to be crazy or awesome or wicked

travis pastranas job was wicked and imping and ridonkulus

by ridonkulusdavid May 13, 2010

mexican ripcord

a male inserts a long plastic, or rubber string of anal beads into one's anus. the male then rapidly and forcefully pulls the anal beads out of the victim's anus. Due to the unexpected pressure change of the rectum to the outside world, the feces of the individual spray out in a "thumb covering hose fashion." the action also creates a starting engine/shart noise that im comparable to a lawn mowers ripcord/ starting mechanism.

"Hey Larry, i gave my life partner a mexican ripcord the other night, and i'm still in the process of cleaning the linens. do you have any lysol?"

by the super bukkake December 31, 2011