Riding the white pony

Using cocaine.

Did Billy go to the bathroom AGAIN?

Yeah dude, he's totally still riding the white pony.

by Future Primitive 2 February 4, 2010

riding rifle

Earning the right to ride in the trunk of someone's car. This is also the direct opposite of "riding bitch," where you are sitting center-backseat, sandwiched by your friends (aka: riding gay, riding whore) and also "riding shotgun," where you are sitting front passenger and live the good life. It is "trunk"'s responsibility for maintaining his own safety and accepting the fact that he may get hurt, while receiving additional personal space in situations where a small compact or sedan may have six or more total occupants. Complaining is assumed but is to be ignored by the driver in lieu of the verbal pact of the call.

Variations to "calling trunk" can include...well nothing, because normally it isn't an option and no one really fights for such a privilege as few have actually tried it to understand the advantages. Seniority rarely means anything when calling rifle.

Liza was riding rifle to chicken and rice because she didn't want to sit on Martin or Mike's lap as the 5th in the backseats..

by Romaster (R.K.) February 14, 2010

Chariot Riding

When a man is fisting two separate people at the same time.

Chariot Riding: Last night these two dudes let me chariot ride them!

by 1f1922 November 14, 2011

Hump Riding

To be transported from one place to another while being seated comfortably on the well-apportioned derriere of an elderly woman.

Mertrude, I gotta go to the store, time for some hump riding.

by indierockranger April 28, 2010

riding the crimson wave

when a girl has her period. used in the movie clueless by cher.

girl: i'm riding the crimson wave
boy: no fair! how come u get to go surfing?

by ema7 February 19, 2006

Riding for the brand

Displaying proper fealty to those who have gone out of their way to look after them. This phrase is often found in Louis L'Amour's books.

The ranch hand wouldn't go work for another outfit; he'd been riding for the brand for 20 years. Dance with the one who brought you loyalty fidelity

by Darkside of K May 9, 2016

Riding redneck

When two or more people inexplicably crowd into the same side in a restaurant booth leaving the other side completely open. It looks like they are riding in the cab of pick-up truck. Usually seen at a Denny's restaurant.

I was sitting at Denny's last night and lo and behold a family of three people came in and all sat on the same side of a booth. Definitely riding redneck.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 17, 2017