regular sex

Normal vaginal sexual intercourse

That girl didn't give me head, just regular sex

by Steveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 15, 2006

California Regular

When you put guacomole around a guy's asshole and a girl fucks him with a strap on.

Jen: Hey Ben, would you like a California Regular?
Ben: Does a bear shit in the woods? FUCK YEAH!

by The Slash Bringing Hasher September 28, 2011

Regular Show

Dude. It's just a regular show. Pay it no heed.

Hambonin will save your life one day and you go what? Oh, you tryin to mug me fool? I'm tellin you, man! HAM BO NIN!

Oh, yes! I am waiting for a support call to talk to Joe Mama.

We're 23 years old! WE SHOULDN'T BE BUSTING HOLES IN THE WALLS!

Don't look at our crotches while we synchronize our watches!

Benson's gonna drop his BALLS when he sees how good we are setting up THESE chairs!

This party needs some guests. With breasts. And mine don't count.

MAD MAN MORDO IS GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN AND I'M NOT TALKING DOWNTOWN I'M TALKIN SIX FEET UNDA GROUND!

--The Regular Show

by trippin on ice September 6, 2011

arousal repulsion cycling

What a man feels when he is alternately extremely attracted to a particular woman's unimaginably hot body but also completely disgusted by her unimaginably ugly face. This generally produces disorientation in the first few episodes but can sometimes later reshape sexual attraction as the ugly face becomes a fetish of sorts.

"Hey Jake, check out the smoking hot babe walking down the beach."

"That one walking away?"

"Oh yeah I am going to go meet her right now!"

(Moments later) "Hey baby. my name's Tony." (She turns around and Tony almost throws up. She walks away only to appear smoking hot again. The arousal repulsion cycling continues on like this all day long.)

by cirdellin December 22, 2009

The Regulations of a Thief

1) Never steal from friends.... family is still okay though 2) If it feels to easy, your being set up. 3) You DO NOT steal from another thief. 4) Sweaters are avery good way to concele stolen objects. 5) When stealing something, remove it from its original packaging. 6) If you walk into a store, never leave without buying something, it will only draw attention to yourself. 7) When stolen merchandice id on your person, don"t rush out, it only makes you look like a criminal. 8) Never steal from a store that you hane never been to before. 9)ALWAYS GO ALONE!!!! 10) If you get caught whille someone else is with you, that person has the right to say that he has no idea who you are. 11)Always scout a store for any and all cameras. 12) Paranoia is the enemy, always stay calm. 13) You will never be caught if you steal for non-selfish reasons, say for example if you steal something just to give it to someone else. 14) Blondes are not as stupid as you think.... 15) When stealing from a person, at least make sure that person knows your name, that way if said person catches you, you can try to play it off as a joke. 16) Being a show-off, will always come back to get you, don"t brag about things you"ve stolen.

17) It is never appropriate to steal from mentally challenged people, churches, your friends, or yourself. 18) Never try to steal something that is at the larger than your own body. 19) Before robbing a person always watch that persons every movement, learn when his possesions are vulnerable, and then make your move. 20) Any thief wo breaks any of The Regulations of a Thief, will no longer be considered a thief, instead they will be labled as an average black guy

by Xero _ Manifest October 29, 2010

Retaliation Penetration

Another word for "Hate Fucking" a person. When you dislike someone so much or are mad at them you bang them as hard as you can; taking out all your anger and frustration on them then kick them out of bed and make them go home once your done having your way with them.

Andrea is such a dirty skank, she went behind my back and tried screwing my best friend Jake. So tonight I plan on getting a little "Retaliation Penetration" done on her ass then breaking up with her!

by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011

regulator

Someone who solve problems using necessary violence, wich is of course necessary in a lot of cases.

That muthafucka was tryin to hook up with my girl, now hes layin in the river, he got regulated.
My boy beat down five boys yesterday, hes a fuckin regulator.
Gimme my money before I regulate your ass.

by Johnnay April 24, 2003