retro-tokenism

Going back to a photograph and photoshopping in a token minority.

This corporate report is a blatant example of retro-tokenism. See that black man there, clearly he was inserted into the picture after the fact for political correctness.

by Philosophistry April 3, 2009

retro funky

Something or someone who is extremely fashionable both in appearance and lifestyle.

"I do say hannah, you are looking rather retro funky today, top job!"
" Kitty- those boys were ridicoulsly retro funky, don'you agree?"

by Kathleen Lovatt July 16, 2006

retro-crush

A crush on someone as they were in the past, and not as they are today.

Man, I have such a retro-crush on Jimmy Destri from the band Blondie. He was so hot back in the day!

by polyester-queen January 26, 2008

Retro Gamer

A gamer who only plays older systems, like arcade games, Atari, NES, Game Boy Pocket, Super Nintendo, Sega Dreamcast, N64, PS1, Game Boy Color, etc.

No Xbox or PSP for me, thanks, I'm a retro gamer.

by Supergeek January 2, 2009

retro-phraser

N- Term used for a person who is attempting to use a phrase that is completely outdated and still thinks it's cool.

Man at bar- Dude, check her out, she's all that and a bag of chips!!

Other man at bar- Fuck you dude! your a retro-phraser.(grabs beer and moves down 2 stools)

by Franswa October 10, 2007

retro-vert

When someone reverts to a retro state, say as a high schooler in the 1980's.

My Dad is such a retro-vert, after coming home from his high school reunion he was sporting a mullet and dancing to "The Breakfast Club" soundtrack!

by sjacobs April 23, 2008

retro-douche

Someone who tries to act like the a-holes us poor folks had to deal with in the 70s and in my case the 80s. They can be seen wearing leasure suits or wearing something that looks like it's from the old days but really isn't. There usually found in advertisement but have been known to exist off stage.

ashton kutcher from that 70s show, will ferrel, and the McNuggets guy are retro-douche role models.

There's a retro-douche behind everything falsely celebrated.

by justasurvivor December 23, 2012