Retardial

Dumb child from Generation Z. (Also known as 'Zoomer')

Retardial: 'Oh nooo, I'm banned from fortnite!' (Cries like a new born baby)
Boomer/Millennial: 'Ok retardial.'

Retardial: 'We need to save the climate, so I'm not going to school!'
Boomer/Millennial: 'Ok retardial.'

by JCFlyingDutchman November 20, 2019

Retardical

When a retiree has nothing better to do but try to use a big word like rhetorical and fucks it up.

This dude asked a question requiring an answer but said it was rhetorical. It’s a retardical question.

by Antcat-63 September 17, 2022

Retardican

A nasty person who will support trump blindly, will likely abuse a female, and hates people who are different without even listening to reason

That retardican tried shooting me because I said that women deserve respect

by FlabbyPancakeSause March 28, 2023

Retardilio

A spazz, someone who is retarded;You act like you fill sorry for them, but talk shit behind there back.

Damn Ben Dungan is a Retardilio, lets through rocks at him. OK

by Chadd March 18, 2004

Retardable

An adjective describing someone who is adorable in their retardation

"So is a cat burglar someone who steals cats?"

"You're so retardable katie."

by peachykeenman May 18, 2011

Retardeceptionist

A person who occupies an administrative position (namely the Receptionist or Front Desk position), who is inept and exhibits the inability to do the simplest of tasks. A combination of the words "retard" and "receptionist."

After being told that our email was down due to problems with the server, the retardeceptionist asked, "Should I call the server?"

by Amy February 25, 2004

retardified

Hav u ever came home with no pants on?, ran around a baseball field naked?, smashed holes in som poor girls ceiling?, kicked a pillow case for 1/2 a mile?, pretended u were a taxi in a 2door coupe?, rocked a yamicah nd read the torah?, or tried to rip down and a stall b/c ur friend wanted to take it home????....well then u my friend have been retardified. Being retardified is being in a state of mind of retarded.... you especially know your are retearditfied when ur boy spuds admitts to being boofed last weekend

I drank so much, im retardified
I smoked so much , im retardified
I snorted so much, im retardified
I enjected so much , im retardified
If u hav done any of the above, congradulate urself, u were once retardified

by billy and bob November 9, 2007