remotely

Something that is far away, in a certain way. Often used to describe how different a is from b.

-Playing a guitar is remotely different from playing the drums, you'll never make it! Make it, never! Never it make! You'll never make it!!
-Yes I will dad! Just watch me! *runs off crying*

by Jonas Har En Paraply September 19, 2007

remoras

A person's remoras are a personal retinue of sycophants that maintain the fragile esteem of an important person and bask in that person's reflected glory. They do not serve some instrumental purpose. such as bodyguards or assistants, but are merely a mobile personal cheering squad.

You can always expect that stars and media celebrities with have their remoras in tow.

by Duckbutt April 27, 2006

Fappers Remorse

The feeling of disgust after oneself is done fapping to something strange. It usually occurs right after oneself has came all over his keyboard.

When I was done fapping to trannyporn again I immediately felt Fappers Remorse

by pooook October 31, 2011

remotesmanship

The art of switching back and forth through channels using the previous channel button. Widely used when watching two or more sporting events at the same time. Points are awarded if you can switch back to the channel at the precise time at which play begins.

Dave was practicing notable remotesmanship while he was spectating both the football game and the basketball game.

by the cat's gravy January 11, 2008

Remote Angel

The act of mimicking a snow angel pattern,while lying in bed trying to find your remote contol.

too lazy to get up and unable to fing the remote,Gus started making remote angels.

by Bigger Gus February 24, 2012

remock

A mocking remake of a serious work.

"Dark Shadows" joins "21 Jump Street" and "Starsky & Hutch" in the list of serious TV shows that were remocked into slapstick comedies for the big-screen.

by scotte61 September 25, 2012

orgasmic remorse

when you have the best sex ever with someone you do not care for or ABOUT, and your guilty conscience makes you physically ill, it's called orgasmic remorse. it's the new "food poisoning" excuse.

Donnie took a personal day, he has orgasmic remorse.

by hilda50 October 31, 2013