verbal release therapy

The therapeutic use of profuckingfanity (as invented and mastered by Mental Health Verbal Release Therapy). Based on the philosophy that one's ability to *verbally release frustrations may help to keep them out of jail...or, at the very least, make them feel less "stabby" towards others.

*profanity absofuckinglutely required

I wanted to kick that twatwaffling skankaroni right in the taco, but I used verbal release therapy instead. Now I can spend my unused bail money on something nice for myself.

Verbal release therapy allows me to tell you what a cuntpletely fucking worthless narcissistic douchelicker you are without incurring a physical assault charge! This shit really fucking works!

The only things keeping me from throat punching you are mental health verbal release therapy and my distain for the color prison orange.

by Betty Humptur February 22, 2014

video news release

(TELEVISION JOURNALISM) video segment created by a specialized PR firm under commission from a company or government agency, that is made to look like a regular news segment. It is then submitted to news stations and run without attribution. In this way, the official opinion of (say) British Petroleum, Goldman Sachs, Merrill Lynch, or Regence Blue Shield is presented as journalism.

The practice is illegal, but fines are derisory, license suspension for the offender NEVER has happened, and all news networks and affiliates do it. Most do it a lot.

Medialink Worldwide is one of the largest producers of video news releases.

When VNRs are created for the government, they are called "informational news releases" and are typically made to justify policies of the current ruling party.

by Primus Intra Pares July 15, 2010

Release piece

Getting laid for the first time after getting of jail.

‘Damn girl, you’re getting out tomorrow? I hope you got a release piece picking you up.’

by Spacepotato1408 March 29, 2019

Relish Delight

While performing oral sex, the woman throws up in her mouth while the man ejaculates swallowing both at the same time

Did you hear? Sam gave a guy a Relish Delight in the Primanti’s parking lot!

by Relish Delight Queen June 4, 2021

Captain’s Relish

Semen. Sperm. Nut. Nut custard. Man curd. Rock snot. Ball juice. Jizz. Cum. Identified as captain’s relish to signify a higher ranking class of man goo.

Rachel’s getting some of the Captain’s Relish tonight.

Rachel sucks a lot of dicks but she always comes back for a heaping helping of my Captain’s Relish.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Toe Drag Release

Toe drag release is a term often used by hockey players, originated by Coach Chippy, to describe a specific move that involves pulling the puck back towards the heel of the stick with the toe of the blade, and then quickly releasing it towards the net in one smooth motion. This move is typically used by Connor (Bedsy) Bedard. The goal of the move is to deceive an opponent, creating a scoring opportunity by quickly changing the direction of the puck and catching the opposing goalie off guard. The toe drag release requires excellent stickhandling skills and hand-eye coordination, and is a popular technique used by many skilled players in the game of hockey.

Connor Bedard is often seen practicing his Toe Drag Release with Coach Chip

by Bedsy98 February 20, 2023

catch and release

Catch and release - n - the practice of hooking up with someone and not becoming emotionally/physically attached to them.

As a result, other people have a chance to hook up with this person because he or she has been "caught and released" back into the wild.

Ben: "Yo I nailed this girl last night"

Dave: "So are you going to call her later?"

Ben: "Hell no man, I practice catch and release. That way, you can have a shot with her next weekend."

Dave: "Thanks Ben. You are a great person and a noble gentleman."

by urmomma42 March 9, 2006