eat spaghetti to forgetti your regretti

Eat some spaghetti to forget your regret –

“Bro, I called my BFF stupid, she threw our friendship necklace down a bridge and said our friendship means nothing.“
“Eat spaghetti to forgetti your regretti.“

by K o o k i e July 13, 2020

Regretsgiving

The time immediately following Thanksgiving during which a debilitating sense of regret overwhelms a person, either due to eating too much food or, the more common problem of not eating all of the food that a person had hoped to eat.

"I know Regretsgiving has started when I realize that there is no more pumpkin pie and I never had a chance to devour a piece."

by Emmahasregrets November 30, 2009

regreddit

Watching an awful or cringy reedit post makes you wanna say: " I regreddit it "

I've just happily " regreddit " to go on reddit today cause my account got deleted.

by Omega Garfield June 3, 2020

i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality

These are the questions that keep me up until dawn in my sorrow and emptiness. I cannot escape they say they are there to protect me but in the amidst of the hollow dark i find myself in every time i fall asleep I can feel them creeping through my soul and my veins, i have went to many places for help but it looks like some of them aren't even real places anymore, I don't know if i could continue living this simulation, I can feel the voices of people too they are the ones trying to get me to think that I don't belong in this world.

Do I really don't belong here because of the figment of my imagination, all the faces, all the noise, all the people that I see every day seem to just be something I created off of my loneliness...
I can't do this anymore...

"i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality"

Dude A: This is the most emo shit you have ever written... are you high or something?
Dude B: I could go further you know.

by there they are, the voices. January 28, 2023

anal regrets

when you hold in a fart for an extended period of time until it can be held in no more and when you finally let it go you gag at the stench.

wilfred: i just had a 4 hour meal with my girlfriend and her parents, major anal regrets when i got in my car

by flangeface March 27, 2011

no regrets

An excuse for doing something rashly. Usually used in a very childish manner and for actions that aren't really that big of a deal. Often used with the shocker hand signal.

See YOLO.

Sarah: OMG, I can't believe we just did that thing we just did! #noregrets

Kylie: I know right! No regrets!

by Somebody That You Used To Know November 14, 2012

Regression

Roleplay in some way pertaining to age. Sometimes this is "infantilism", which is adults acting as babies. There are all ages.. this can also include schoolgirl or schoolboy with headmaster or headmistress, and every conceivable age in between.

John: Is my little girl ready to play with the big-boys?
Mary: I'm not into regression, get the hell away you perv.

by Gargoyle September 27, 2005