keanu reeves

A physically able actor with the emotional range of a post. Most famous for starring in the recent Matrix Trilogy as Neo, the main protagonist.

"Isn't it ironic how the epitome and ultimate conclusion of the human race, Neo, is played by a catatonic, while a heartless program, Agent Smith, is played with zest by such a magnificent actor?

by Comrade Dmitri February 18, 2004

Norman Reedus

As seen in Boondock Saints.

He was a Prada model, and now he makes occasional, crappy independent films, which is fine because he's still hot.

Norman Reedus is in another bad film.

by _lolz January 23, 2005

Christopher Reeves

A sexual position where you just lay there and let the woman do all the work, while not moving below the neck, and just staring without blinking at her to make her uncomfortable.

Like in necrophilia, like Christopher Reeves does now.

by Reverse Jar Jar June 10, 2009

keanu reeves

Keanu Reeves is an enigmatic, mysterious, under-rated,
sexy-voiced, delicious, charismatic, charming actor.

Keanu Reeves played a doctor in Thumbsucker where he was a wisdom prescribing hippie. In "Something's Gotta Give" he played another doctor who not only cared for his patient, but showered his love-interest with plenty of charm as well!
Gotta Love Him!

by Carol in Texas September 15, 2006

keanu reeves

One of the most criticized and misunderstood actors today - except for those who really get him. He's simply a human being who is searching for the answers to those questions most people that attempt to use their brain and tap into their emotions also look for - the meaning life, etc. who uses his job to explore those questions/answers...a job that gives him the attention he tries to avoid which many people think give them the right to criticize and ridicule him. He’s a regular Joe who happens to be an actor. If you like his acting, you’ll watch his movies. If you don’t like him why waste your time to ridicule someone who still has the last laugh? Regardless of what you say, he makes a lot more money than you!

K = heart + brain + $ = best catch out there!

by Shauna Waz September 16, 2005

Reeves

A term decribing an absolute beast of a man with exceptional drinking capability and more sleaze than a second hand Kleenex. Those personifying this phrase can often be found carrying off easy wenches in the night, regardless of their state of conciousness. Characteristicly owns diminutive legs despite towering above almost all other lads.

Big Tasty: Oh hey man whats happenin playaaaa. Hoora scraps ih night, just away for some big old cuddles.

Rest of the club: HA he's such a Reeves.

by Minbam May 5, 2011

keanu reeves

What would we all do without HIS coolness? HIS mystery? HIS look? Not forget HIS beauty... All this makes HIM hot, hotter, hottest... I'm sure we need him!!!

* from Constantine / the Bathroom scene:
she - "should I take all my clothes off?"
he - "I'm thinking..." (accompanied by an almost invisible smile with only one corner of his mouth)

by Beate September 16, 2005