Double fists to recty

The act of inserting both of one's fists into a person's rectum.

After I applied my AXE body spray via the double pits to chesty technique, she got so hot that she allowed me to attempt double fists to recty on her. She won't be shitting right for a month.

by Doctor Shakalu May 2, 2010

reetard

noun: Distinct from retard. "Retards" are born in an involuntarily, and have no control over their development. "Reetards" on the other hand are in a voluntary state caused by being too lazy to think and having a delusional belief in one's own cleverness. A "reetard" is usually found flooding discussion forums and message boards with numerous inanities, and where permissable, accompanied by gargantu-.sigs (often with huge, flashing animated gifs). This "reetard" phenomenon of obsessively wanting to see one's own name or nick on screen wherever and whenever possible can be likened to a similar fascination that captive baboons have with seeing their reflections in mirrors - much to the amusement of the zoo going public. Unfortunately, "reetards" are rarely as amusing, except for brief flurries when they are used for sport before the communities they infest ultimately tire and give up.

"Bobby is such a reetard - I swear if he ever says anything vaguely interesting, the world's gonna end"

by felch August 21, 2007

Reeto Craig David

Basically this phrase is derived from the word 'righto' spoken by northerners, which turns into 'reeto' and of course the 'craig david' which is taken from bo selecta, making the phrase 'reeto craig david' which is basically a synonym for 'ok'

Santa: "Scott can you fuck off?"
Scott: "Reeto Craig David."

by nubins November 10, 2004

Fockin Reet

Said by Geordies when something good happens.
Direct Translation:"Fucking Right"
usually has like or man on the end of it.

Ah'm goin doon toon for stotties an beans like. Fockin reet man.
Fockin reet like.

by Jim Hender September 16, 2007

Reetwole

A condition in which one has three testicles enclosed in one's nutsack (a scrotum for the politically correct).

So, I heard that Bucky has reetwole.

No, actually that's just a rumor. But Timmy does.

by Gingerballman June 19, 2008

Reedy Creek Middle

A f*cked up middle school in NC that has screams echoing through the hallway, a fight weekly, and a stupid student population.

"Reedy Creek Middle Is down the street. I'm terrified of it"

by link8785 November 3, 2017

Reevy

A person whose life revolves around all things ranch

Hey Reevy let me get some more ranch!!

by J.B.510 June 8, 2020