red neck moment

A moment in which ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise rational and logical Caucasian male.

Nick: Jesus BJ what happended to your eye?

BJ: I got in a fight with my cousin at the family reunion.

Victor: What did you you do, kiss her?

BJ: No, I kissed her mother.

Brian:Dawm! Now thats a Red neck Moment right there.

by CHS_NickB, BjW, BrianB, Victor January 5, 2011

red neck dildo

using a rusty trailor hitch, preferably from the 70's or 80's to pleasure your self analy or vaginaly

I was horny so I went outside and pleasured myself on my uncles pick up truck red neck dildo style "Floppy J"

by Floppy J October 13, 2010

Red Neck Chickenshit

A red neck chickenshit is a person, typically from the southern states in America, who acts in a racist manner, or as a Karen.

Karen: What are you doing here boy?

Deebow: Man I live here, fuck you you red neck chickenshit Karen lookin ass.

by wiltisbetterthanjordanalltime January 16, 2022

Red neck wedding

The exchanging of vapors and smoke whilst PNP-ing. Where one person inhales poppers and the other rips the bong like a fuckin champ. Then exchange said vapors betwixt one another mouths.

While at the sex party, Steve and Raul had a red neck wedding then gave each other rose buds.

by anonymous October 21, 2021

red neck waxing

a red neck waxing is when your so poor ...or stupid and take duck tape and put it on your pubes let it stick there for a couple of hours and then rip it off

dude i just gave myself a red neck waxing and it hurt so bad

by theboinker August 19, 2009

Red Neck Hick

A Red Neck Hick is someone who lives in Texas and is married to there Cousin/Sister/Mother

Jesse Younger is a Red Neck Hick!

by Jonny Nitro July 27, 2004

RED NECK

southern wight country person. drive big trucks,ware cowboy hats. pride in ower rebel flags. live in southern states mainly florida. not to be mistaken with hill billeys/hill jacks.

nascar drivers, larry the cable guy, jeff fox all.RED NECK

by shthead24 June 12, 2011