red end

Similar to 'Bell end'
The 'red' end of ones penis when erect.

'Get your red end out, i want it in my arse' said Marion

by Sam April 11, 2005

red elephant trunk

The stage in a penis after you jizz. The shaft is in between being flaccid and boner worthy and is red from stroking or sex. The visual result is a cock that looks like a red elephant trunk. Usually at this point you start to get dressed and leave the bitches house.

She keep giving me dome even though I was finished and had developed red elephant trunk.

by Sir Moist June 29, 2008

flying red eyed bunny

A bunny with the amazing biscuit power to go soggy when dipped in tea, now where did i put my toenail's oh no i swallowed one (pretends to cry), how will i get back to my pinaples now wait i can use my bunny wings to fly there and if anyone gets in my way i will kill them with my red lazer eyes, he fly's up but someone throws a spade at him he looks to see who it was but then gets sucked through a planes engines only one person goes to his funeral and that was....... The guy who turns into a curly fry with a tie who likes pork pies and if he dousnt have one within a certain amount of time he die's but beore that he flies onto a rugby pitch and scores a tri but the ref says it dousnt dousnt count because he poked someone in the eye so he flies into the sky and gets shot down and falls into a pig sty and that was the end of (go to start of name)

<look mom it's a flying red eyed bunny
>Theres no such thing son
<Yes there is i hate you!!!!!
>well you were an acident and you came out backwards!!!
<Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
>hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<your mean as a jelly bean with cream
>(shoked) =0
<look its the amazing blazing double glazing squad!!!
>Realy (getting exited)
<No

by Theflyingredeyedbunny April 4, 2010

red england

When a guy fucks a girl on her period, takes his bloody cock out, and then teabags her.

Ralph fucked me with a bloody cock and gave me a red england.

by Mike March 12, 2005

captain red eye

Usually used in cases of revenge, when the offender is asleep you lower your pants to mid ankle squat over the persons face and pinch their nose with your ass cheaks making sure their nose gets comfortably aquainted with Mr. Captain Red Eye himself.

My girl cheated on me so I went over to her house and introduced her to Captain Red Eye.

by Mr. Red Eye February 29, 2008

red eye

when someone is stoned and there eyes change colour to red.

you've got bad red eye

by rob April 12, 2005

kentucky red eye

A prank in which, like mooning, one drops his or her pants, spreads the cheeks lavishly, but also contracts the rectal muscles, as if trying to poop or fart, such that the inner red color of the hole is plainly visible.

Johnny returned from class and unlocked the dorm room door. Alan was ready on the other side of the door, displaying a full Kentucky red eye. Upon opening the door, Johnny was overwhelmed with disgust, and scarred for life.

by Paulba March 3, 2012