Asshole Recovery Period

The lag time after a shit in which you're unable to sit down. Not to be confused with Post Shit Syndrome.

Rick had an hour long asshole recovery period after downing 2 foot long chilli cheese dogs.

by TesticularTorsion September 2, 2014

Tactical Recovery

Tactical Recovery, a salty as fuck community of Defence members, first responders and veterans who’ve realised WD-40 actually can’t fix all the pineapples in their lives.

A range of muscle recovery products that aren’t shit but could try harder when it comes to packaging.

A brand purely held together by the strength of the Social Media team.

“Oii cnt - I’m sore as fuck”
- sounds like you need some TR time.

“I’ve broken my leg in 7 places with a DVA claim that’s taken 8 years to process, think I might buy some Tactical Recovery salts and zen the fuck out while I wait”

“We’re literally going to fucking quit. The Tactical Recovery Ops team are ruining our vibe” - TR social media team.

by TacticalRecoveryAU November 24, 2021

"K-shaped" recovery

An economic recovery in which many of the rich the trend is upward and they benefit or gain new advantages, while many others the downward trend makes suffering worse. This is especially true for those without a support system.

The "K-shaped" recovery was not the same for the poor as the rich. For the poor it is a downward trajectory into poverty.

by mlhiss September 10, 2020

recovering Bush supporters

people from groups such as gun owners, NASCAR fans, investors,and born-again Christians who have woke up, removed their blinders and see Bush for what he really is and this will cause the breakdown of the coalition that elected and re-elected the president.

At a meeting for recovering Bush supporters Billy Bob learned about Bush's policies and saw clearly why he did not have a job, health insurance, or a future. A first-step to recovery is to admit that they are powerless after listening to Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Neal Boortz and Fox News and that their lives had become unmanageable.

by Deborah Spicer September 11, 2008

recovery discrimination

When someone discriminates against another person in addiction recovery because that persons recovery is not the same. I. E. I am in a 12 step program and that is the only true recovery, one way, the only way, Methadone is not recovery.

This is recovery discrimination because I am on methadone and you don't think I am in recovery because it is not the same as your recovery.

by kingofcrown0911 August 8, 2018

Roman Empire reconstitution movement

A movement that seeks to reconstitute or reform the Roman empire both in teratorial extent and type of government either by bring the nations of Europe together or conquest. And then to extend it over the rest of the world till it becomes a world government.

He's in the Roman Empire reconstitution movement.

by Judge dredd7 August 3, 2011

Christian Reconstructionist

One of the many lovely Americans (using the term loosely) who mistakingly believes that our established free nation is merely a pot of clay for them to mold into a theocratic, religious fanatic regime where Mosaic Law (basically Sharia law, Old Testament version) is forced upon all and anyone who doesn't adhere to the established religion and beliefs is persecuted and killed. Basically this is the Christian version of the Muslim cleric/fanatic. This term is not to be confused to refer to merely anyone of the Christian religion.

Person 1: "Did you hear Christian Reconstructionist Bradlee Dean talk about how Sharia law is more moral than American values because it brutally slaughters gays and lesbians? Then he accused gays of tearing down our country's fabric to allow Sharia law"

Person 2: "Huh. Maybe he should try getting his facts straight before he opens his mouth. Someone ought to ship him over to Iran if he loves it so much"

Person 1: "He'd sure be much happier preaching the Gospel..."

by Secularist October 21, 2011