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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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realistic fiction

An interesting take on reality with a bunch of made up stuff to go along
Man I loved that realistic Fiction Book!
by DG7777 January 13, 2022
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Realist

A word used by pessimists who think they are better than optimists
Person 1: you're so pessimistic
Person 2: I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist. I don't think the world is fucked, i know the world is fucked.
by anonymous April 9, 2023
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realistically

the most iconic word ever.
you can only do this word justice if you have a specific english accent, everyone is shite

if pronounced properly, is extremely sexy
Christy: Realistically...
Everyone: *fanny flutters*
by ginalinettispaghetticonfetti November 18, 2019
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Realist

A pessimistic person who can’t stand being labeled as such and thinks more highly of their own beliefs/experiences/opinions than others.
Pilot on intercom: “We’ve lost all our last engine, trying to perform a water landing, buckle in and follow emergency instructions.

Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”

Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”
by 5p3c7re September 8, 2020
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Realistate

A new branch of real estate created by moneybaggyo’s gf
I want... to teach me how to do realistate
by Chicherito March 17, 2021
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Realistic

Goat simulator is not real realistic
by Billiam the stormtrooper November 25, 2022
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