realitician

An individual (usually working in a call center) who understands people only know what they are told. Consequently reality is controlled.

The realitician knows that despite the fact he failed to enter the customer's PO yesterday he can put it up today and blame the order entry system (or shipping, or the fax machine...).

by Brian Curtice March 3, 2006

raristic

A symptom of computer that will stop download any .exe files after 99% of progess but works 100% well if the file is in .rar format.

"yesterday i was trying to download that maple story private server in .exe but man... it stuck at 99% what a raristic pc."

by MMOfreakZ January 19, 2009

Realistruck

Its a double word coming from the words: "realization" and "struck"
It means : realization strucks.

PersoA: hey dude do you know h/w for math?
PersoB: OH SHIT!!!!!
PersoA: whats wrong?
PersoB: I just got realistruck!! I didnt do my h/w!!

by Anti-yaoisupporter September 19, 2009

Realmatic

Being real 365 7days of week threw your actions, not being fake the complete oppsite of fake, not being true to what you say.

Realmatic is Not telling a lie, saying how u feel regardless of how the other person feel good or bad. Keeping everything up front not talking behind anyone back being a 100 percent honest.

by Double Pain Que January 21, 2010

Redlipstick907

The crimes caper of the mountains, they live in a cave deep within Mount Everest waiting on old women to come around just to devour them

Ayo don’t go there you might see redlipstick907

by Luscisnaturae April 26, 2022

Sir Realist

A Surrealist artist of the highest order.

See that wack job over there in the corner of the gallery? He's the Sir Realist.

by Drew Simpson April 13, 2010

climate realist

The phrase people who deny the evidence for human-caused climate change use to describe themselves.

"Senator Cruz is a climate realist."

by Desertphile April 26, 2016