Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

by DG7777 January 13, 2022

Person 1: you're so pessimistic
Person 2: I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist. I don't think the world is fucked, i know the world is fucked.
Person 2: I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist. I don't think the world is fucked, i know the world is fucked.
by anonymous April 9, 2023

the most iconic word ever.
you can only do this word justice if you have a specific english accent, everyone is shite
if pronounced properly, is extremely sexy
you can only do this word justice if you have a specific english accent, everyone is shite
if pronounced properly, is extremely sexy
by ginalinettispaghetticonfetti November 18, 2019

A pessimistic person who can’t stand being labeled as such and thinks more highly of their own beliefs/experiences/opinions than others.
Pilot on intercom: “We’ve lost all our last engine, trying to perform a water landing, buckle in and follow emergency instructions.
Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”
Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”
Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”
Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”
Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”
Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”
by 5p3c7re September 8, 2020

by Chicherito March 17, 2021

by Billiam the stormtrooper November 25, 2022
