Reach-around Simp

Simps by deflecting simp behavior as scummy and vile in order to gain rapport.

He's been reach-around simping her.

by Dippyskoodlez December 29, 2020

arabian reach around

one must have an osama bin ladin type beard used from behind partner to let him jerk off with facial hair

when we found saddam hussein in the hole, he was in the middle of getting an arabian reach around from one of his sons.

by gow plow June 05, 2010

Swahilian reach around

When you and your partner face back to back (butt to butt) and get as many hands in as many things as possible and hop around on the spot in a circle

she gives the best Swahilian reach around... altho we fell over and cum on the dog

by Poojinky January 09, 2015

halo reach around

Giving another a reach around while playing Halo Reach.

Gardner gave Sungho a battle-hardened Halo reach around.

by kelpo May 07, 2010

batman reach around

sneak up behind someone and give them a handjob

I was standing in the store and somebody gave me a Batman reach around

by licecomb 5150 March 04, 2017

Golden reach-around

A sexual act, typically performed by 2 men, where one partner performs manual stimulation from behind whilst urinating on their backside.

Man, Terry is in for a treat! Instead of the typical, I gave him a golden reach-around.

by Jonn Little July 19, 2018

american reach around

Freezing a hotdog and then sticking it in your butt for pleasure.

I wasn't getting any from my girl last night so I gave myself an American reach around.

by Greekfreak2q21 November 11, 2015