Universal Female Rating System

Learned and adopted by males at an early age, the universal female rating system is widely accepted by most modern cultures. The system is used by rating either a females personality, or more popularly used, physical attributes, on a scale of 1 to 10. One signifying a total ugly, fat, un-doable dog-faced whore, to a 10 being a beautiful, perfectly proportioned gift from god.

The Universal Female Rating System is widely accepted anytime during conversation, especially when difficulty is found trying to explain a woman you saw- anywhere.

Example of the Universal Female Rating System

Joe: "Dude, our waitress is a 9."
Kyle: "Are you kidding? She has a lazy eye! She's a 6 at best."
Joe: "Yeah, but her ass is a 10, and its not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."
Kyle: "True."

by KyleFPS October 28, 2008

ratsing

The desire to beat people who use trendy expressions over the head with a waffle iron.

See: Pearls Before Swine 2/27/08 comic strip

Damn, I'm really ratsing toward that guy that uses "Jonesing" all the time

by Jeffrey Zhang February 27, 2008

bully-ramming

Gay rape. Coined by the TV programme Brass Eye, which featured a spoof documentary about a guy who was covertly sent into space as a 'sex receptacle' for the Apollo XI astronauts and consequently given "what psychiatrists refer to as a bully-ramming".

I'm gonna give you a damn good bully-ramming, bitch.

by James Edward Charles Burton September 29, 2004

Deep Ramming

Deep Ramming. Usually Ramming the sex partner Very Hard while getting deep penetration. Make sure to Ram him/her like a Gazelle. Ram like a boss until the partner has been delivered a deep ramming. Please use caution before Ramming. It may end with Anal seepage, and Not being able to shit for a year. If you want to know more about the "Deep Ramming" ask Kordell Sorensen or Derek Duarte becuase they invented The Deep Ram.

Kordell: Did you deliver a deep ramming to Jessica last night?
Derek: Yes, I gave her a Deep Ramming.

by Kordell sorensen the great March 17, 2012

tire rating

Each tire has a letter reating to determine the top speed a tire can reach, before losing traction. The chart is as follows:

M 81 mph 130 km/h
N 87 mph 140 km/h
P 93 mph 150 km/h
Q 99 mph 160 km/h
R 106 mph 170 km/h
S 112 mph 180 km/h
T 118 mph 190 km/h
U 124 mph 200 km/h
H 130 mph 210 km/h
V 149 mph 240 km/h
W 168 mph 270 km/h
Y 186 mph 300 km/h

Taking a look at some of Nitto's tires:

Nitto 404
275/65/R17 115V

That last character, the "V" means it is a V-rated tire. Using the chart, that makes the gives the tire a maximum speed of 149mph 240km/h.

Use the tire ratings to determine if the tire's top speed is right for you

by BringMeASunkist September 21, 2006

hamster rating system

A form of rating women as compared to ramming the equivalent number of hamsters up your bum.

Boy oh boy that girl was so hot, she's worth 18 hamsters

by Nicky G May 4, 2003

Joker-San Female Rating System

This rating system originated in the bowels of Las Vegas by one of the city's finest and foremost authority on the quality of the female population of Las Vegas underground. Ranks are as follows(from highest to lowest):
Scab Cracker
Gash
Fuckbag
Cum Tanker
Drink Tickets
Gas Money.

This rating system is not limited to Las Vegas at all. It is currently being used by all the "Urban Peeps" in Hawaii.

"When we get to the club, lets use the Joker-San Female Rating System. My Gash is on vacation, so I wouldn't mind takin' home a couple of Fuckbags tonight. Or maybe a Drink Tickets or Gas Money if I get too hammered"

by SP00NS October 7, 2007