rapture

The epitome of sexual release, the most intense orgasm; ecstasy.

Katrina's husband Harold was like a rooster...on and off and snoring in three minutes. Katrina was left unsatisfied and pent up with lust and frustration. She had read about interracial couples and went searching for a black man. She found eleven inch Clarence at a bar and they went to a motel. Rapture was hers at last as Clarence took Katrina to heights she never imagined.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005

Rapture-Ready

When churchgoers stop being pew-warmers and start winning souls for Jesus—when every born-again Christian (living and dead) will be snatched away to heaven on Christ’s Second Coming, leaving lukewarm believers behind.

Because not every believer or churchgoer is saved, Christians need to be rapture-ready to avoid being under the rule of the evil dictator, who will force everybody on earth to be marked with the number of the Beast.

by MathPlus October 28, 2018

Raftus

When you are hammered, love Nelk Boys, participate in a lot of college antics, drink beer and only Full Send

My friend Alex Goodman is so Raftus right now!

by JasonZell July 4, 2021

Rapturing gas

When Christian people fart.

Dude -- did you just fart in church?" "No way man, I was just rapturing gas.

by GetWellKatelynn September 25, 2011

Rapture traffic

Light highway congestion on or around Christian holidays, similar to what traffic will be like after the Rapture.

Coming to work on Good Friday was so easy, as there was nothing but Rapture traffic.

by seakayak September 9, 2012

Rapturing

(1)When a lady of the night comes knocking, ruthlessly, at your chamber door.

(2)When the rapture comes and anarchy ensues.

"This girl came rapturing at my door at 3am."

"After the flood of 2012, the rapturing began."

by Dr. Claw the amazing November 11, 2012

Rattus cattus

1.)"Rattus cattus"At first glance possibly an interesting idea sharing Individual.Upon closer review is just another example of why,Kinder müssen nichts über das deutsche Vaterland und seine Völker erzählen.Dies machte deutlich, was amerikanische Politiker und jene Juden, die Regierungslügen finanzieren, über eine von jüdischer Gier zerstörte Nation verbreiteten und was die christlichen Massen in Deutschland (ja, sogar in den 1940er Jahren) wussten, dass "Judas" (ein Jude) Jesus die tötete Der Messias wurde getötet und Kikes beschuldigte den katholischen Römer und die Juden, diese Religion aus Gier des jüdischen Hundes an sie verkauft zu haben. Geh weg von ihren bösen Taten und rieche nach Rosen. Gott liebt dich trotz deiner eigenen Unkenntnis der wahren Natur des Kikes. Das jüdische Volk hat nur Jesus getötet ...

"Das juden"Rattus cattus is the name of the type that would kill our Jesus if he was to return to the earth as a man for a 2nd time.

by Til lindemann January 16, 2021