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wall raping

the act of masturbating using a wall. Something only an Asian would think of doing. Usually needs a lot of lubricant to work, unless you enjoy pain. I would not recommend drilling a hole in the wall to do it, because splinters down there are a bitch. You rub yourself up and down on the wall until you ejaculate. May leave a stain. Not recommended unless your name is Ben.
Me: "Hey Ben, did you know Cody has never jacked off?"
Ben: "I only have twice."
Me: "Wtf really?!"
Ben: "Yah, and once was with a wall."
Me: "omg thats not normal, wouldn't that be considered wall raping?"
Ben: "..."
Me: "How is that even possible?!"
Ben: explains to me
Me: "That's crazy shit right there!"
by Chaz Rouflab February 4, 2009
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Railing

The act of snorting or "horking" some form of substance; (i.e. cocaine, meth, ecstasy, ketamine.. and other forms of illegal or prescription drugs.) Mainly giving yourself a "high" that could or could not be the same result that you would receive from taking any substance orally or anally.
-"What!? You railed BOTH of those pills?! Nice."

-"I was railing ecstasy."

-"Brittany Murphy just was the railing queen. Come to think of it, so was Lindsey Lohan."
by Cunt Queen January 3, 2010
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monkey raping shit eater

One who engages in sex with monkies while also eating excrement
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
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donnell rawlings

frequent guest on the chappelle show, best known for roles in the show such as, faze 2 in mad real world, truck driver in reperations, beautiful in the player haters ball and ashy larry in the dice championship, a really funny guy
"Truck driver?, im a janitor, i bought this truck straight cash, now i got enough cigarettes to last me and my family the rest of our lives, IM RICH BIATCH"
by Teabagger Vance May 29, 2005
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raping in japan

Raping in America = VERY ILLEGAL.
Raping in Japan = VERY LEGAL AND PRACTICED.
by qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm December 10, 2008
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raping

What people type on the internet when they mean "rapping." Adds a whole different context to the sentence i.e. the person in question is renowned for his style of raping.
I love your raping ! ! your the next white raper ! ! (sic)
by T from the L September 16, 2008
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wallet raping

when a greedy corporation rips you off because they can because you need their service. Most often this is sports teams, music concerts or television cable companies

this is the only time i use rape other than for its proper use. I never use facerape, always facemerked because i watched someone get beaten to death for saying facerape...no word of a lie, that one sets people off
Toronto Maple Leafs tickets were a wallet raping and we lost in overtime because the fucking management has no commitment to anything other than making the first round of the playoffs and then we have missed that two seasons in a row. Someone needs to string those guys up and run them out of town.

or

Jordana: Take me to the Mary J concert
Adam: how much?
Jordana: idk 300
adam: all together?
Gordon A: each
adam: HA
Gordon: so are you taking me?
Adam: No fucking way!
Jordy: Why not?
Adam: That's a wallet raping!
by adambalder September 30, 2007
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