Guy #1: Did you hear that Islamaghdad got bombed?
Guy #2: For the 1217th time? Lol drone ranger strikes again!
Guy #2: For the 1217th time? Lol drone ranger strikes again!
by darth_obama_of _mordor January 25, 2015
my friend: hey have you read Ranger's Apprentice?
me: Ya im obsessed with that book, it is soooo good
me: Ya im obsessed with that book, it is soooo good
by Ranger Will December 11, 2008
by Boostah! October 11, 2012
(n): a profile ranger is a term for us military personnel who are, seemingly endlessly, on profile. As such, they participate in reconditioning in lieu of actually doing pt, rarely take their respective physical fitness tests, and are completely incapable of such basic and mindless tasks as walking, drilling, or rucking.
upon failure to employ a sufficient excuse to keep themselves out of physical activity, profile rangers without hesitation invent physical ailments and proudly proclaim them to the nearest attending medic. Like a biological system restoring homeostatic balance, the profile ranger reverses this temporary fluctuation in their heart rate through trickery and nonsensical speech as though the mere thought of moving their jaw is physically exhausting.
upon failure to employ a sufficient excuse to keep themselves out of physical activity, profile rangers without hesitation invent physical ailments and proudly proclaim them to the nearest attending medic. Like a biological system restoring homeostatic balance, the profile ranger reverses this temporary fluctuation in their heart rate through trickery and nonsensical speech as though the mere thought of moving their jaw is physically exhausting.
Why is Jones not joining us for the FTX?
Because he's on walking profile.
Oh, did he break his leg?
No, he's a profile ranger.
Day, by day, and all through the night, I'm on profile....
Because he's on walking profile.
Oh, did he break his leg?
No, he's a profile ranger.
Day, by day, and all through the night, I'm on profile....
by high speed and hooah November 23, 2010
Fans and followers of Joan Rivers while she is hosting Fashion Police on the E Network. "Joan Rangers" are not to be confused with regular fans of Joan Rivers, as these are simply referred to as "Joan Rivers fans."
Okay all you Joan Rangers out there...be sure to vote for the bitch you think wore it best on "Bitch Stole My Look!"
by The2Dads December 7, 2011
Ranger Texas a place old dope whores and bar flies come to die. A small town that's only attraction is the liquor store.
by Manda79 April 17, 2021
by MBB June 29, 2005