Ralph

Adjective. Someone who is exceptionally fat, gay, and annoying.

V. (To Ralph) is to be very gay and annoying at the same time for an extended period of time.

Man he was Ralphing so hard yesterday I had to take a shit on his chest.

Damn he was Ralphing so bad yesterday, I kicked him in the nuts

by David Serodino May 5, 2007

ralph

Word used in place of any transitive verb, esp. in reference to coitus.

i'm going to ralph your mother tonight

by The Barnes March 11, 2005

ralphing

When someone becomes so excited by something that the energy contained inside the "ralper" manifests itself in the form of an awkward squeel of immense joy. An act illustrating the inability for one to maintain composure, causing a complete break of character, regardless of who may be nearby.

Joseph was watching an oh-so-entertaining episode of Kenan and Kel one evening and during an awkward moment of the show, he became so excited and embarrassed for the comedic duo that he let out a ralph. Nobody looked at him the same again.

Ralphing occurs regularly throughout society.

The two children skateboarding slid down the hill at lightning speeds. They managed to find a way to a complete stop. The thrill was so immense that they both jumped with joy and took turns ralphing.

by OAFUS KABAL October 29, 2008

ralph

A british idiom refering to sex or rape most commonly used in lord of the flies

*ralph punched piggies glasses knocking them of his face and cracking the lense* piggy represents a connection to the outside world because of his incessive need for his aunt and the modern day technology she represents

by THATGUY! September 23, 2005

Ralph

To turn right. Used with Lewy and Dave; Right; Left; and Straight ahead. Named for David Ralph Lewis who in the mid 60's in Duluth Minnesota stole many cars for joyriding and to see how many times he could roll the cars. A pure manic who died of cancer at 27 years. Since then "Hang a Ralph", "Hang a Lewy" or "do a David" have entered the popular lexicon.

Hang a Ralph.

by Biker451 July 9, 2009

ralph

Someone to be looked down upon, shamed, or ridiculed in any manner that is degrading.

Person one: Look at that kid! He be tryin to act all coo' wit his g-unit shirt up in this hizzle!
Person two: What a ralph!

by anonymous February 15, 2004

ralph

1)Someone who don't and won't hook a brother up. 2)a guy that enjoys the rusty trombone.

1)Help me out dude. Don't be a ralph.

2)You're smiling like a ralph.

by badrat August 3, 2004