whitewater rafting

The act of placing a plain glazed doughnut around a man's penis and then performing fellatio on said man, you may or may not eat the doughnut in process.

She's getting a little chunky, she should lay off the whitewater rafting.

by Margaret the Deviant May 20, 2011

Semen Raft

Semen Raft, or Sperm Raft is a term used to describe someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole.

http://molehr.oxfordjournals.org/cgi/content/full/12/7/461

Hey that K-Fed is a total douchebag semen raft

by MindIntheGutter March 08, 2009

B-Raft

The nickname given to the male reproductive organs of people named Brian, although most Brians do not qualify. It is infact not a raft at all, but is rideable and my be wet and rough at times. Riding the B-Raft is often referred to as "white water rafting."

"Im going white water rafting on the B-Raft! You can't come though, it has a one man capacity."

by HopperChopper March 10, 2009

Joyce Rafte

The act of being the mother of Josh Rafte and Kate Rafte, by which you are a victim of sexual jokes and often referred to as being "Choice"

We went over to Josh's house, and had dinner with the family, and after, one kid said to another "You know, Joyce is choice"

by Joyce=Choice December 04, 2004

Raft up

When a group of sailboats gather for a weekend to get way boozed

Weekend raft ups are common in the Potomac river.

by One Smart-ass redneck September 29, 2014

raft up

a group of Crackers getting lit on multiple boats

Raft up is #RaftUpSzn

by king koon September 30, 2017

life raft

when a chicks ass is so big that whan she takes her pants off...her ass blows up like a life raft

check out that ass...thats a life raft mos.def.

by tha bonekracka June 16, 2007