Racoonaphoon

An endearing name to call your dog.

I love my raccoonaphoons so much! They are the best racoonaphoons ever.

by Bellaballz November 13, 2021

Racoon Brain

The person implying they are forgetful and sometimes only thinking about food and sleep. Can also be another meaning for 'stupid' in a joking way.

Girl 1: Did you remember to do that thing I asked you to do?
Girl : *Long pause* ...I have racoon brain, sorry

OR

Guy: You know you could've just done a U-Turn?
Girl: ...Oh lol god damn it
Guy: Lol you have such a racoon brain.

by Izziloop March 26, 2023

moes racoon

A person who enjoys fucking raccoons

Moes racoon enjoys f*** raccoons its funny said josh

by Boilililjl December 4, 2016

garbage racoon

An individual that is treated like an absolute piece of trash by people that don't appreciate or respect them for who they are or what they provide. An animal treated sub par by other animals or humans.

He treats her like a garbage racoon whilst he runs around texting other busted women, in front of and behind her back...

by Madame Breaux psychic December 17, 2020

Wet Racoon

as the guy is about to blow his load, he grabs the girls hair, jabs his dick into both her eye sockets, giving her blackeyes the next day, then blows the cum onto her face

that girl sucked so i wet racooned her

by lenda6669 July 7, 2009

Racoon eyes

When your girlfriend passes out and you dip your balls in chocolate pudding. Then place them on her eyes without her knowing.

I gave her a pair of racoon eyes after sex because she passed out.

by Sly Baloney January 22, 2017

racoontang

Similar to Poontang except unlike poontang which is often largely planned and exagerrated, racoontang comes out of nowhere (like a racoon). Usually an extremley drunken woman and an exboyfriend who doesnt care.

Oh my God, did you see those two? Total Racoontang!

by samgoode April 27, 2009