Sperm Racing

When two men ejaculate at the same time and put their sperm into a woman. Then they cheer on their sperm to see who will impregnate her first. True results will be finalized 9 months after said event.

Sperm Racing:Justin and Jared came at the same time and put it into Nicole.
GOGOGOGOGOGOGO! YAAAAAAAY! And now...We wait..

by Pheno Sony May 27, 2010

the GAR rating

Derived from the baseball WAR rating, the GAR rating stands for girls above replacement. A GAR rating can be assigned to anything from a new article of clothing to a new car and basically describes the amount of girls that you will now get with every year that you wouldn't have gotten without it.

These new pants are sweet...the GAR rating is at least 2.0

Dude why would you sell your car? It had a 5.0 GAR rating

That sweater has a GAR of like 20. I just popped a boner

by lalalalala23 December 5, 2012

barrel racing

The greatest sport that was ever created. Predominantly for female, because males are sissies.

"Being a cowgirl is kind of like being perfect, just harder."

by ultimate_cowgirl September 20, 2004

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

A video game released in 2003 by Stellar stone, famous for it's incredible quality and amazing physics. Reviewers like Gamespot thinks it's a horrible game, but they're just LOSER.

If you play Big Rigs, then YOU'RE WINNER.

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is WINNER.

by R3troputz December 27, 2011

ski racing

Ski racing is the most badass sport in the world. It is for people that like going like a hundred miles an hour. You make turns through gates going super fast. People who ski race get mad chicks. It's sweet.

"Dude that sport ski racing is super sweet"
"That one kid that ski races must get mad chicks"
"I wish I wasn't an uncordinated douche bag so I could ski race and get mad chicks"
"Yeah"

by PinkLlama June 2, 2007

raking it up

Doing the most; going hard at whatever you do, whether it be at the strip club, female shaking her ass, having sex, making money, shopping etc.

Brah I was raking it up all summer, now I can finally get that sick camaro I wanted.

by ☆!Que23SavageUcanC☆! June 7, 2017

Raging Reichert

A split personality. Often comes out a night, and very rare occasions can be sighted near the pool or the beach. But often it is a nocturnal animal. It only feeds on one thing, beer, beer, and beer. It can be recognized from a distance from its stance, which is always at an awkard bendy angle. Raging Reichert can always be seen swaying its head, back and forth, almost like how a water buffalo swings its tail near a water hole.

Dude, I got so hammered last night, I was such a Raging Reichert.

by cocopuffmeup June 26, 2010