Swedish Ropes

Another term for a large quantity of ejaculation. Usually occurs when a male has gone quite some time without pleasure. Also very common with males who have large testicles. Supposed to give a visual of the semen tumbling in a violent spinning motion through the air.

"Bro, I was banging this girl last weekend and shot like 9 Swedish Ropes on her back."

by Dr. Weird PhD September 8, 2014

Throw up the ropes

When you see/hear in the news that some low life scumbag(s) has committed a serious crime worthy of a public lynching and the retard court judge gives him/her only a slap on the wrist and sends them on their merry way back into society to commit even more crime.

Cop #1: Did you see that? The scumbag I arrested who robbed and bashed that poor old lady got only a warning and told not to do it again.
Cop #2: Friggin hell, throw up the ropes!

by Barnaby Joyce February 14, 2018

Off The Top Ropes

Similar to "Off the Chain" But newer, and thus cooler.

Did you see the new South Park Episode? Yeah, it was off the top ropes!

by DragonMiasma September 8, 2010

Lob Ropes

The thick white sticky ropes cast from the end of the penis during ejaculation.

Lit. To Lob Ropes

After the money shot was in the can, Jenna realised that she had never had quite so many lob ropes on her face before.

by Ropesandknots February 26, 2009

Skipping Ropes

A woman whose breasts are extremely stretched out and can be used as Skipping Ropes in a playground with children.

Rudy - "Look at that geezer, she's got reyt long Skipping Ropes!"
Michael - "Look at the children playing on them!"

by ShroomBoom45 May 16, 2018

Theatre Ropes

The local or current limits that define what level of social tension or conflict crosses into the realm of "drama."

They really tightened the Theatre Ropes on that forum, you can't do anything without someone calling you out for drama.

by Q. Mulative July 9, 2011

The Ropes

A long shot or high volume of cum resempuling a rope.

Sally: I love cum! I love when it’s shot all over my face! I’m a cum queen!

Jim: Thinking to himself - “I haven’t cummed in days! I could definitely give her the ropes!”

by Gunslinger0351 February 4, 2019