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Roadman

degenerate Kids from low income families who think they're tough and bad, living on government money. usually originating from a run-down district . The attire in which they are mostly seen in consists of trainers, nike or adidas joggers and a thin shirt, although they often prefer to go shirtless with their fellow scum. Usually seen late at night and often in packs, the common "Roadman" involves themselves in petty crime such as stealing bikes and vandalism. To add to this, they engage in harassing citizens they don't like, such as normal people. Speaking with little grammatical structure, the common "Roadman" has a distinctive accent which is also a method of establishing solidarity amongst their fellow degenerates. Their essentially non-existent grammar and grasp of the english language is very undeveloped and they prefer to engage in coversations using vulgarities. They like to establish dominance over a certain area by using an arsenal of various weaponry, plundered from their house, and sometimes off an illicit dealing. Roadmen usually occupy public areas such as the park or outside the sweet shop where the roadmen devour the lowly priced synthetic confectionary. It is also the best shopping area for the low income families which the roadmen are brought up in. Speaking of which, the the common roadman will establish a unique bond with the local corner shop owner which is often visible through the mutual use of the title 'bossman' when communicating with one another.
Oh hes a proper roadman isnt he?
Yeah bruv, mans a roadman cuz
by Mr Ass. August 4, 2022
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Oh he's such a roadman.
by Sweet, Stylish, Cool March 26, 2016
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Someone who thinks there hard cos they dress in chavy clothes and do drugs typically called Frankie they also have really bad hair that looks trash and are known nick things and try and sell them for fags they communicate in a strange way often using terms like ‘ill shank u up’

‘Your so bait fam u ate my chicken nuggets innit’

Just going to get a cheeky Nando’s with the mandem’
Wow your such a roadmannnn
by Queen beeyatch April 23, 2018
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Lives and works on the road, no's everyone in area, has matching outfits.
I am a fucking roadman.
by NoshOne June 29, 2016
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A primitive species in terms of it's intelligence. Reports suggest that the average of a road man goes something like this:

"oohga booga cave man brain ooga booga plant make me feel fun ooga bhooga fuck plant illegal ooga bhooga"
Person 1: "Oi look over there Person 2, it's a roadman!"
Person 2: "Bet they're as thick as hell"
by sccreeper June 6, 2020
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A roadman is a common creature that lurks mostly in England, most roadmen are usually around the age of 12 to 16-19. They wear “creps” which means air nikes in their language, and tracksuits. They try to act tough but just end up acting ridiculous because they need to protect themselves from real predators like their moms and teachers, they have a very complex language and they usually carry around gardening tools. If you end up in their territory, which is usually a McDonald’s or their local grocery store, here is a way to kindly escape. Oi, I came here with me mandem, and we wanna say that you are cold( which means cool, trust me).
Oi mate, my mandem ere is a roadman, and he really don’t like dry creps like yours, mate.
by KoreanBilly.exe.101 May 23, 2019
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What do you mean
I need a fag”
Scott is a Roadman”
by POSH CUNT September 6, 2019
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