Roadman

A roadman is a common creature that lurks mostly in England, most roadmen are usually around the age of 12 to 16-19. They wear “creps” which means air nikes in their language, and tracksuits. They try to act tough but just end up acting ridiculous because they need to protect themselves from real predators like their moms and teachers, they have a very complex language and they usually carry around gardening tools. If you end up in their territory, which is usually a McDonald’s or their local grocery store, here is a way to kindly escape. Oi, I came here with me mandem, and we wanna say that you are cold( which means cool, trust me).
Oi mate, my mandem ere is a roadman, and he really don’t like dry creps like yours, mate.
by KoreanBilly.exe.101 May 23, 2019
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