german refrigerator

When an ice cube is inserted into the human anus then is launched through flatulince into a mates mouth.

Honey do you want a Dutch over? No, but I've got a German refrigerator ready for you!

by The fridge is cold September 3, 2016

refrigerator blindness

Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator. Predominantly seen in children and males.

"Honey, where's the orange juice?"
"Are you blind? Second shelf on the right!"
"Sorry, must be that pesky refrigerator blindness again..."

by ckarlo January 10, 2009

refrigerator triage

Deciding what to cook based on how close the food in your refrigerator is to going bad.

Son: What's for dinner?
Mom: I had to do some refrigerator triage so we're having pasta with a whole lot of fried zucchini.

by sanddene May 10, 2009

atomic reprise

A comedic technique in which the performer repeats a joke's punchline so many times as to render the joke irrelevant and absurd.

The atomic reprise was first used to great effect by Andy Kaufman, subsequently popularized by Mike Myers (Austin Powers) and Seth MacFarlane (Family Guy).

by zwd26 August 23, 2007

refrigerator raider

A very obese person who consumes a large quantity of food. May eat you out of house and home if he/she visits. Closest known synonym is cheese hog.

Better hide those Cheesecake Factory leftovers before Ted comes over with his girlfriend Cindy. That bitch is a big-time refrigerator raider.

by Nick D June 28, 2006

Rerist

Coming from the RER subway in France where it is so packed everyone is squished so tightly together your rear is rubbing against someone else's junk.
A rerist is a creepy person, man, someone who "Rers" another person.

Nicole: "That man over there keeps licking his lips and winking at me!"

Corinne: "What a Rerist!! Don't look here!"

by Coreeeeezy. January 16, 2009

retribution

Just reward or punishment for actions done

The death penalty is a common form of retribution for murder

by shibata12 January 4, 2008