An overpriced weekend boondoggle at a fancy hotel or spa resort under the guise of promoting mental, physical and spiritual health. All the while, guests stay in very posh rooms and are catered to at all stages. Guests ranges from unfortunate 500 CEO's to yoga mat guy to crypto saleswoman. All will brag to their friends how great a life changing experience it was but they inevitably return to their status quo.
Parker: I feel so great after my wellness retreat at Terranea this weekend. Massages, inspirational sorta TED Talks, farm to table organic whole grain paleo single sourced low glycemic gluten free planet friendly meals…it was amazing. I feel like a new man.
Logan: That's not a wellness retreat. That’s a poshness retreat. And you’ll be right back to pimping big pharma as soon as your Tesla is charged.
Parker: Ya, I guess you’re right. Wish they had just given me the $10,000 in stock options. See you later, gotta go get an office to prescribe more of that new late night advertised wonder drug that is marginally better than the old one but at ten times the price.
Logan: That's not a wellness retreat. That’s a poshness retreat. And you’ll be right back to pimping big pharma as soon as your Tesla is charged.
Parker: Ya, I guess you’re right. Wish they had just given me the $10,000 in stock options. See you later, gotta go get an office to prescribe more of that new late night advertised wonder drug that is marginally better than the old one but at ten times the price.
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Despite that definition, retreat high is a great thing because it means that you are not the same person that went to camp, and that the camp changed you for better!! So recognize it, work through, reach out if you need to, and move on with those beautiful memories, friendships, etc that you made! That’s awesome that you have retreat high. Plus, it usually goes away when you go back to school or work or something AKA when life becomes busy again!
Despite that definition, retreat high is a great thing because it means that you are not the same person that went to camp, and that the camp changed you for better!! So recognize it, work through, reach out if you need to, and move on with those beautiful memories, friendships, etc that you made! That’s awesome that you have retreat high. Plus, it usually goes away when you go back to school or work or something AKA when life becomes busy again!
Man, I just miss camp. I miss my friends, I just wanna rest. Camp was good and being home is even better because it’s restful but idk, am sad. I think I have retreat high OR I think am I got retreat high! :(
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My boss invited us over for dinner. I really don't want to go because he's a psychopath and I know that it's going to end up being another Putin's Retreat.
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