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gentlemen's relish

Excuse me ma'am, I believe you have a small amount of gentlemen's relish on your upper lip.
by Langeama April 25, 2011
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butt relish

highly insulting reference to a variety of types of leavings from inefficient post-defecatory rectal clean-up

derivatives include:
butt salsa
butt ketchup
butt dip
butt buffet

you get the picture....
"You kiss my boyfriend again, beyotch, and I'll slap you down and make you eat my butt relish!"
by David July 11, 2003
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chili dog with relish

the act of defecating on a woman's breast, then titty fucking her, and throwing up on her chest as you titty fuck her.
I gave this girl the chili dog, and it was so gross that I ended up adding relish. I don't think i'll be eating a chili dog with relish anytime soon.
by chili master April 8, 2010
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water relish

Water Relish is an activity that takes place after fast-paced sport, water relish includes, splashing face with water and re doing make up, certain instruments are require for the water relish.
"AWWW, MAAAAN, cannot wait for the water relish after pe!"
by LEKKY November 10, 2009
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gentlemens relish

The sauce betwixt a mans testes after extended periods of physical activity. Most pungant when one does not shower or bath for a day.
Hey charlies angel, would you like some gentlemens relish with your hot dog
by D1561 August 29, 2006
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Horse Relish

The most potent, tastiest, fatal strain of mariganjajuana smoke. The scent will make you decieve it for a horse right in front of you but yet it is green, chunky, and hairy just like relish.
I just went to pick up a sack and he had that new Horse Relish that everyone's been trippin about!
by SteamdRice November 20, 2013
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Gentlemen's relish

British English. Uncountable compound noun.

Any form of titillating frippery that gets one's "gentleman" in an aroused state.
I hope the wife is up for it tonight... I could do with a helping of gentlemen's relish.

Look at all of that gentlemen's relish on the top shelf.
by That's men's talk October 5, 2011
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